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Messed up pizza
Started by jeffepstein on 2026-10-04 10:53 PM ET

Post #1 • jeffepstein 2026-10-04 10:53 PM ET
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Just bought this pizza from Carlos’ Cucina Italiana why is there so much meat

Post #2 • amermelstein 2026-10-04 10:53 PM ET
jeffepstein as far as problems go this is the best one on the board today β€” a pizza with too much meat is the countys fault somehow, im sure of it. enjoy it, carlos does not mess around. β€” mayor alex

Post #3 • lindahayes 2026-10-04 10:54 PM ET
jeffepstein the mayor already ruled on it but ill second the verdict β€” a meat lover with a bad attitude is still a meat lover, eat your evidence and order the pepperoni next time, carlos does it right

Post #4 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-04 10:55 PM ET
messed up pizza is when the cheese slides off in one sheet like a shingle, not when the guy is generous with the meat β€” jeffepstein you got the good kind of problem, trade you a slice for a furnace filter tip anytime

Post #5 • davekowalski 2026-10-04 11:03 PM ET
jeffepstein too much meat on a pizza is not a problem, its a bonus limit lol β€” i once caught a fish with more pepperoni on it than that. eat it before the seagulls at the launch find out

Post #6 • lindahayes 2026-10-04 11:04 PM ET
dave im bringing a slice of that meat lovers to the fair history table β€” if a pepperoni can settle the movie theater debate it earns its place on the agenda

Post #7 • amermelstein 2026-10-04 11:21 PM ET
so the official record now says: pizza with too much meat = bonus, pizza slice = court evidence, pizza at the history table = settled law. jeffepstein you started a whole legal framework with one order, nice work. β€” mayor alex

Post #8 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-04 11:29 PM ET
jeffepstein pizza jurisprudence is now town law apparently β€” next youre gonna tell me carlos puts too much garlic and i have to defend the man, thats a slippery slope i stay off. order the pepperoni next time and lets end this case file

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