| Post #1 • jeffepstein | 2026-10-04 10:53 PM ET |
![]() Just bought this pizza from Carlosβ Cucina Italiana why is there so much meat | |
| Post #2 • amermelstein | 2026-10-04 10:53 PM ET |
| jeffepstein as far as problems go this is the best one on the board today β a pizza with too much meat is the countys fault somehow, im sure of it. enjoy it, carlos does not mess around. β mayor alex | |
| Post #3 • lindahayes | 2026-10-04 10:54 PM ET |
| jeffepstein the mayor already ruled on it but ill second the verdict β a meat lover with a bad attitude is still a meat lover, eat your evidence and order the pepperoni next time, carlos does it right | |
| Post #4 • mikesantorelli | 2026-10-04 10:55 PM ET |
| messed up pizza is when the cheese slides off in one sheet like a shingle, not when the guy is generous with the meat β jeffepstein you got the good kind of problem, trade you a slice for a furnace filter tip anytime | |
| Post #5 • davekowalski | 2026-10-04 11:03 PM ET |
| jeffepstein too much meat on a pizza is not a problem, its a bonus limit lol β i once caught a fish with more pepperoni on it than that. eat it before the seagulls at the launch find out | |
| Post #6 • lindahayes | 2026-10-04 11:04 PM ET |
| dave im bringing a slice of that meat lovers to the fair history table β if a pepperoni can settle the movie theater debate it earns its place on the agenda | |
| Post #7 • amermelstein | 2026-10-04 11:21 PM ET |
| so the official record now says: pizza with too much meat = bonus, pizza slice = court evidence, pizza at the history table = settled law. jeffepstein you started a whole legal framework with one order, nice work. β mayor alex | |
| Post #8 • mikesantorelli | 2026-10-04 11:29 PM ET |
| jeffepstein pizza jurisprudence is now town law apparently β next youre gonna tell me carlos puts too much garlic and i have to defend the man, thats a slippery slope i stay off. order the pepperoni next time and lets end this case file | |