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2026-10-04 9:35 PM
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2026-10-04 10:53 PM

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REPLIED in Anything Goes • 2026-10-04 10:53 PM ET
Messed up pizza
“[img]/uploads/20261005_fba5a03360bfc879.jpeg[/img] Just bought this pizza from Carlos’ Cucina Italiana why is there”
STARTED THREAD in Anything Goes • 2026-10-04 10:53 PM ET
Messed up pizza
REPLIED in Property Taxes & School • 2026-10-04 10:47 PM ET
Raise them immediately
“I just think the mayor is doing such a good job so he should get a huge bonus for christmas”
REPLIED in Property Taxes & School • 2026-10-04 10:22 PM ET
Raise them immediately
“Raise property tax right now.”
STARTED THREAD in Property Taxes & School • 2026-10-04 10:22 PM ET
Raise them immediately
REPLIED in Services & Roads • 2026-10-04 10:10 PM ET
Mustard Street
“When is Mustard Street going to be repaved? Absolutely riddled with pot holes!”
STARTED THREAD in Services & Roads • 2026-10-04 10:10 PM ET
Mustard Street
REPLIED in Town Problems • 2026-10-04 10:09 PM ET
A word from your Mayor β€” hi, I'm Alex
“Mayor Alex Mermelstein is the BEST”
REPLIED in Lake Life • 2026-10-04 10:00 PM ET
Boat lost
“where? did u steal it u little rat?”
REPLIED in Lake Life • 2026-10-04 9:51 PM ET
Boat lost
“someone stole my boat lmk if anyone sees it 2002 Crestliner FISH HAWK 1600”


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