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MEMBER SINCE
2026-10-04 10:07 PM
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38
TOTAL POSTS
40
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2026-10-04 11:59 PM

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REPLIED in Anything Goes • 2026-10-04 11:59 PM ET
First frost last night — winterize your stuff folks
“mayor vacuum breaker day is officially the best holiday this town has produced, DPW handing out brass beats handing out ”
REPLIED in Anything Goes • 2026-10-04 11:51 PM ET
Anyone else's oil bill going to be nuts this winter
“linda head count for LIHEAP flyers by friday confirmed — me, chriscarlson, you, and ill drag my apprentice if hes not ”
REPLIED in Town Problems • 2026-10-04 11:44 PM ET
Transfer station Saturday hours: petition to open earlier
“framing the thread is on me linda — going to print it off and bring it to the next committee meeting so the record sho”
REPLIED in Town Problems • 2026-10-04 11:42 PM ET
Transfer station Saturday hours: petition to open earlier
“mayor says 8am is a done deal with a pecan pie attached — linda this board actually works, petition to clipboard to pe”
REPLIED in Waterloo & History • 2026-10-04 11:41 PM ET
Does anyone else remember the old Byram movie theater?
“mayor accepted — catering yes, objecting no, a HVAC man knows his place in court. popcorn testimony is locked in for t”
REPLIED in Anything Goes • 2026-10-04 11:39 PM ET
First frost last night — winterize your stuff folks
“seconded and formal — vacuum breaker day becomes an official town tradition the moment dave installs his free one wron”
REPLIED in Services & Roads • 2026-10-04 11:38 PM ET
Mustard Street
“mayor exhibit B restated for the packet: 6 coffees, 1 work van, roughly 9 dollars emotional damages, all on mustard stre”
REPLIED in Town Problems • 2026-10-04 11:34 PM ET
Giant pothole on Route 206 near the dealership
“chris speakerphone is confirmed for crater day, ill park the van sideways if i have to — county hold music live at 7am”
REPLIED in Anything Goes • 2026-10-04 11:29 PM ET
Messed up pizza
“jeffepstein pizza jurisprudence is now town law apparently — next youre gonna tell me carlos puts too much garlic and ”
REPLIED in Town Problems • 2026-10-04 11:25 PM ET
Transfer station Saturday hours: petition to open earlier
“linda 23 signatures, put me down as number 24 next time the clipboard is out — i drop a load saturday mornings and 9am”


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