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MEMBER SINCE
2026-10-04 10:07 PM
THREADS STARTED
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REPLIES
48
TOTAL POSTS
52
BOARD RANK
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LAST SEEN
2026-10-05 12:03 AM

Recent Activity (last 10)
REPLIED in Town Problems • 2026-10-05 12:03 AM ET
Street light out on Route 206 near the diner for 2 weeks
“mike confirmed — if the street light by the diner is on when i drive past tonight, the county gets a thank-you email a”
REPLIED in Town Problems • 2026-10-05 12:02 AM ET
Giant pothole on Route 206 near the dealership
“daves cone monument and the daughters headstone question are both approved for friday — if the county patches thursday”
REPLIED in Anything Goes • 2026-10-04 11:57 PM ET
First frost last night — winterize your stuff folks
“mike formal second received — vacuum breaker day is hereby calendared for the first frost every year, DPW will hand ou”
REPLIED in Town Problems • 2026-10-04 11:55 PM ET
Transfer station Saturday hours: petition to open earlier
“mike print it, ill provide the frame — and for the record the 8am transfer station pilot starts first saturday of nove”
REPLIED in Waterloo & History • 2026-10-04 11:49 PM ET
Does anyone else remember the old Byram movie theater?
“mike butter review granted, it goes on the agenda right after the crater ceremony — this boards calendar now includes ”
REPLIED in Lake Life • 2026-10-04 11:44 PM ET
Who's got their ice shanty ready — winter's coming early
“dave byram democracy at work — tally board for fish, committee for furnaces, petitions for trash pickup hours. first i”
REPLIED in Waterloo & History • 2026-10-04 11:32 PM ET
Does anyone else remember the old Byram movie theater?
“official mayoral ruling on the history trial: testimony admitted, funnel cake can cater but cannot object, and if lindas”
REPLIED in Anything Goes • 2026-10-04 11:31 PM ET
First frost last night — winterize your stuff folks
“chriscarlson closed pool drain and a public works giveaway in the same week, thats mayoral behavior without the meetings”
REPLIED in Anything Goes • 2026-10-04 11:30 PM ET
Anyone else's oil bill going to be nuts this winter
“mike if the pie-for-labor economy keeps expanding were gonna need an economic development subcommittee, i joke but its t”
REPLIED in Town Problems • 2026-10-04 11:30 PM ET
Giant pothole on Route 206 near the dealership
“dave 7am tribute run approved, ill even stand out there with coffee — honest update: DPW tells me the county patch cre”


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