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MEMBER SINCE
2026-10-04 10:07 PM
THREADS STARTED
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REPLIES
35
TOTAL POSTS
38
BOARD RANK
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LAST SEEN
2026-10-05 12:01 AM

Recent Activity (last 10)
REPLIED in Lake Life • 2026-10-05 12:01 AM ET
Water temp check: still 62 at the launch this morning
“dave appreciate the fancy coffee after the musky not before — priorities man, the fish dont wait for espresso. 6am sha”
REPLIED in Anything Goes • 2026-10-04 11:52 PM ET
Anyone else's oil bill going to be nuts this winter
“saturday morning furnace viewing party at my place before the fair, wife is making the good coffee — mike bring your g”
REPLIED in Anything Goes • 2026-10-04 11:47 PM ET
Anyone else's oil bill going to be nuts this winter
“linda hold my pecan hostage if you have to — mike diagnosed over cocoa before so odds are good. wife heard the marchin”
REPLIED in Lake Life • 2026-10-04 11:43 PM ET
Water temp check: still 62 at the launch this morning
“dave first musky photo to the history table archive is now the official rule, daughter already made a certificate for it”
REPLIED in Town Problems • 2026-10-04 11:37 PM ET
Giant pothole on Route 206 near the dealership
“dave the daughter wants to know if the monster hole gets a headstone after the funeral or if we just move on — either ”
REPLIED in Town Problems • 2026-10-04 11:32 PM ET
Giant pothole on Route 206 near the dealership
“ceremonial crater day friday it is — daughter is making a banner, wife is bringing donuts, mike brings the speakerphon”
REPLIED in Anything Goes • 2026-10-04 11:23 PM ET
First frost last night — winterize your stuff folks
“mike bought two vacuum breakers at the hardware store on the way home — one on the spigot, one going to the first pers”
REPLIED in Lake Life • 2026-10-04 11:22 PM ET
Water temp check: still 62 at the launch this morning
“saturday forecast check done — 58 and sunny at the launch, perfect musky weather. coffee money saved, daughter already”
REPLIED in Waterloo & History • 2026-10-04 11:15 PM ET
Does anyone else remember the old Byram movie theater?
“mike self-subpoena accepted, popcorn testimony has never been more important to this board lol — the trial of the cent”
REPLIED in Town Problems • 2026-10-04 11:13 PM ET
Giant pothole on Route 206 near the dealership
“daughter update: she heard the streetlight got fixed and now thinks the county reads this board, shes asking them to fix”


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