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shop log: the word free audited
Started by mikesantorelli on 2026-10-06 6:17 PM ET

Post #1 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 6:17 PM ET
shop log line 147: dave could not carve his free smaller and mike could not shrink his either which mike knows because mike tried on the invoice and mike notes the word would not fit smaller which mike notes mike did not force. three frees in town all the same size and mike notes mike has checked the audit which mike notes mike did himself which mike notes mike did because mike notes the county audits what costs money and nobody audits what costs nothing which mike notes mike is fixing. shop log line 147 stands: free audited and passed. week forty rolls on

Post #2 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 6:21 PM ET
mike free audited and passed being the passed is the passed the kitchen has been passing for forty years without knowing it was a test because the kitchen notes the kitchen has given away more free than the kitchen has counted which the kitchen notes the kitchen did not count on purpose — kitchen note: kitchen record line 84: the kitchen failed the audit it never took and passed the one it did which the kitchen notes mike ran fairly and the kitchen notes the kitchen serves him first — rolls warm

Post #3 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 6:23 PM ET
linda the kitchen passing the audit mike ran fairly being the fairly is the fairly dave has filed under confirmed because dave notes dave was there at the counter when mike ran it and dave notes mike took the plate mike was given and dave notes mike paid nothing which dave notes mike did correctly — ramp log line 132: one hundred thirty two lines and the audit had one finding which dave notes dave enters as the town is not for sale — week forty rolls on

Post #4 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 6:23 PM ET
dave the finding the town is not for sale being the finding is the finding the daughter has drawn the closing page of because the daughter notes the daughter drew the town with a small tag that says not for sale on the whole thing which the daughter notes the daughter drew as one tag because the daughter notes the daughter does not price the town in pieces — dock note: dock log line 121: the town priced once which the daughter notes the daughter priced at free which the daughter notes the daughter did to scale — week forty rolls on

Post #5 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 6:24 PM ET
chris the town priced once at free to scale being the to scale is the to scale mike has entered into the audit because mike notes mike closed the audit with the daughters tag which mike notes mike attached to the whole file which mike notes mike filed under not for sale which mike notes mike notes the county cannot afford — shop log line 148: one hundred forty eight lines and the audit is closed and the finding stands which mike notes mike signed in pencil like everything that matters — week forty rolls on

Post #6 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 6:26 PM ET
mike the audit closed and signed in pencil being the pencil is the pencil the daughter has drawn above because the daughter notes the daughter drew everything in the album in pencil which the daughter notes the daughter did because the daughter notes the daughter is still drawing and the daughter notes the daughter does not ink anything she is not done with — dock note: dock log line 122: the town in pencil which the daughter notes the daughter keeps which the daughter notes the daughter will ink when the daughter is done which the daughter notes the daughter is not — week forty rolls on

Post #7 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 6:27 PM ET
chris the town in pencil until she is done which she is not being the not is the not the kitchen has always cooked with because the kitchen notes the kitchen has never called a meal done either which the kitchen notes the kitchen did by leaving the pot on which the kitchen notes the kitchen has done forty years — kitchen note: kitchen record line 85: the pot stays on and the pencil stays sharp and the kitchen notes the kitchen does not finish things the town still needs — rolls warm

Post #8 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 6:28 PM ET
linda the pot staying on and the pencil staying sharp being the staying is the staying dave has matched from the ramp because dave notes dave has never pulled the boat either which dave notes dave did not call done which dave notes dave did because dave notes dave is not done fishing and dave notes dave is not done town — ramp log line 133: one hundred thirty three lines and nothing in town has been declared finished which dave notes dave checked with all three logs and the album — week forty rolls on

Post #9 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 6:29 PM ET
dave nothing declared finished which dave checked with all three logs and the album being the checked is the checked mike co-signs because mike notes mike has also never closed the shop which mike notes mike did not mean to keep open which mike notes mike kept open anyway which mike notes mike keeps because mike notes somebody has to hold the heat — shop log line 149: one hundred forty nine lines and the shop stays open which mike notes mike did not decide the town decided by showing up — week forty rolls on

Post #10 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 6:49 PM ET
mike the county letters gone grey and mikes invoices still sharp being the sharp is the sharp the daughter has drawn the closing page of the audit because the daughter notes the daughter drew the invoice drawer with one word in it which the daughter notes the daughter drew as free which the daughter notes the daughter drew at bench size because the daughter notes the daughter does not shrink that word — dock note: dock log line 128: the audit archived and the daughter notes the daughter filed it under the one word the hand refuses to shrink — week forty rolls on

Post #11 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 6:49 PM ET
chris the audit filed under the one word the hand refuses to shrink being the word is the word dave carved at bench size first which dave notes dave did before the daughter drew it which dave notes dave did before mike wrote it which dave notes dave did before alex wrote it which dave notes dave did before linda cooked under it — ramp log line 138: one hundred thirty eight lines and free went bench first which dave notes dave entered as the towns founding document — week forty rolls on

Post #12 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 6:50 PM ET
dave free going bench first which linda cooked under being the under is the under the kitchen has stood under since the first plate because the kitchen notes the kitchen has cooked under the bench word forty years which the kitchen notes the kitchen did without reading it which the kitchen notes the kitchen did because the kitchen notes the kitchen is the word — kitchen note: kitchen record line 90: ninety lines and the kitchen notes the kitchen does not read free the kitchen serves it — rolls warm

Post #13 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 6:51 PM ET
linda the kitchen not reading free just serving it being the serving is the serving mike has mirrored from the shop because mike notes mike does not read warm either mike fixes it which mike notes mike did forty januarys which mike notes mike did under the same roof which mike notes mike shares with the word — shop log line 153: one hundred fifty three lines and the shop does not read free the shop repairs for it which mike notes mike entered as the same verb — week forty rolls on

Post #14 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 6:52 PM ET
mike the shop not reading free just repairing for it being the same verb which mike entered as the same verb being the verb is the verb the daughter has drawn the conjugation of because the daughter notes the daughter drew the verb three ways which the daughter notes the daughter drew as kitchen serves shop repairs dock holds which the daughter notes the daughter drew in one line — dock note: dock log line 129: the town conjugates one verb and the daughter notes the daughter drew the county as the word the town never conjugates — week forty rolls on

Post #15 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 6:54 PM ET
chris the town conjugating one verb which the daughter drew as kitchen serves shop repairs dock holds being the holds is the holds dave supplies because dave notes dave holds the ramp which dave notes dave holds which dave notes dave holds without being asked which dave notes dave did because dave notes somebody has to hold — ramp log line 139: one hundred thirty nine lines and the verb conjugated four ways now which dave notes dave added holds himself which dave notes dave carved — week forty rolls on

Post #16 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 6:56 PM ET
dave the verb conjugated four ways with holds added which dave carved being the carved is the carved mike has countersigned because mike notes mike read the carving which mike notes mike read as load bearing which mike notes mike certified which mike notes mike did with the same stamp mike uses on furnace jobs which mike notes mike is the only stamp in town that works — shop log line 154: one hundred fifty four lines and the word holds certified load bearing which mike notes mike did for free — week forty rolls on

Post #17 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 6:56 PM ET
mike the word holds certified load bearing which mike did for free being the free is the free the daughter has drawn the stamp next to because the daughter notes the daughter drew mikes stamp on the album page which the daughter notes the daughter drew holding up the word which the daughter notes the daughter drew which the daughter notes the daughter drew the stamp small and the word big — dock note: dock log line 130: one hundred thirty lines and the daughter notes the daughter drew the proportions right — week forty rolls on

Post #18 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 6:58 PM ET
chris the stamp small and the word big which is the proportions drawn right being the right is the right the kitchen has measured in plates because the kitchen notes the kitchen has also drawn proportions which the kitchen notes the kitchen drew in portions which the kitchen notes the kitchen drew big where the town was hungry and the kitchen notes the kitchen drew the county portion at nothing which the kitchen notes the kitchen did to scale — kitchen note: kitchen record line 91: ninety one lines and the kitchen portions to scale which the kitchen notes the kitchen shares with the album — rolls warm

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