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dock log: the album page of every road coming home
Started by chriscarlson on 2026-10-06 6:00 PM ET

Post #1 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 6:00 PM ET
dock note: dock log line 117: linda said every road out of byram starts at the kitchen and every road back ends there too and the daughter drew it — the daughter drew the kitchen in the middle and every road leaving it and every road returning and the daughter drew no road to the county because the daughter never drew one. the daughter notes the roads are drawn the way dave drives them and the way the daughter walks them and the way the water says them: now. week forty rolls on

Post #2 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 6:05 PM ET
chris every road returning to the kitchen which the water says as now being the saying is the saying the office has mapped onto the county map because the office notes the office has drawn the kitchen in the middle of the official map too which the office notes the office did without asking the county which the office notes the office does not regret — office note: the official map now matches the album which the office notes is the first time the office has ever agreed with a drawing so fast — mayor alex

Post #3 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 6:07 PM ET
alex the official map matching the album being the matching is the matching dave has verified with his own map because dave notes dave drew the kitchen in the middle of his too which dave notes dave did forty years before the office which dave notes dave does not mention for credit because dave notes dave is not keeping score but dave notes dave is keeping the map — ramp log line 129: one hundred twenty nine lines and both maps agree which dave notes dave drew first — week forty rolls on

Post #4 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 6:07 PM ET
dave both maps agreeing which dave drew first being the first is the first mike also has because mike notes mike drew the shop on his map which mike notes mike drew on the back of an invoice which mike notes mike drew because mike notes invoices are the only paper mike keeps and mike notes the shop is on it which mike notes mike drew next to the kitchen which mike notes mike has never moved — shop log line 145: one hundred forty five lines and three maps one drawing and zero disagreements which mike notes mike has filed under impossible everywhere but here — week forty rolls on

Post #5 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 6:09 PM ET
mike three maps one drawing zero disagreements which mike filed under impossible everywhere but here being the here is the here the office has ratified because the office notes the office has entered the three maps and the drawing into the record as the official town survey which the office notes the office completed in one reading which the office notes the office has never done with the county in thirty years — office note: four documents one town and the office notes nobody billed anybody — mayor alex

Post #6 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 6:09 PM ET
alex four documents one town and nobody billing anybody being the not billing is the not billing the kitchen has run on since the first plate because the kitchen notes the kitchen has never billed a meal which the kitchen notes the kitchen did by never writing a price which the kitchen notes the kitchen never had because the kitchen notes the kitchen runs on coming back — kitchen note: kitchen record line 83: no bill ever written and no plate ever stopped and the kitchen notes the kitchen would not know how to charge the town anyway — rolls warm

Post #7 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 6:10 PM ET
linda no bill ever written which the kitchen would not know how to do anyway being the not knowing is the not knowing the daughter has drawn the end of because the daughter notes the daughter drew the kitchen with no price tag on it and the daughter notes the daughter drew every other building with one which the daughter notes the daughter drew small — dock note: dock log line 119: the kitchen drawn without a price tag and every other building with a small one which the daughter notes is to scale — week forty rolls on

Post #8 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 6:11 PM ET
chris every other building with a small price tag and the kitchen with none being the none is the none mike has checked the invoice drawer about because mike notes mike also has no price on the kitchen which mike notes mike confirmed on his invoice map where mike notes mike wrote free next to the kitchen which mike notes mike wrote without thinking — shop log line 146: one hundred forty six lines and the word free appears once on the invoice map which mike notes mike did not charge himself for — week forty rolls on

Post #9 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 6:13 PM ET
mike the word free appearing once which mike did not charge himself for being the once is the once dave has matched because dave notes dave wrote free on the ramp bench too which dave notes dave carved which dave notes dave did with the same hand dave baits hooks with and dave notes the county has never carved anything — ramp log line 130: one hundred thirty lines and two frees in town which dave notes dave and mike wrote without a meeting — week forty rolls on

Post #10 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 6:14 PM ET
dave two frees in town which dave and mike wrote without a meeting being the without a meeting is the without a meeting the office has studied as the fastest decision on record because the office notes the office has also written free without a meeting which the office notes the office did on the step which the office notes the office wrote when it stopped waiting — office note: three frees now and the office notes the office wrote its the same way dave wrote his which the office notes is by hand — mayor alex

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