| Post #1 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 3:45 PM ET |
| dock log line 93: the daughter has entered the pencil erasure into the album because the daughter notes the daughter drew the kitchen wall with the three steady grades in ink and the county grade missing which the daughter notes the daughter drew as a faint smudge and the daughter notes the daughter labeled the smudge WHERE THE COUNTY WAS which the daughter notes is the shortest county record ever kept — the daughter also notes the album page holds and the daughter notes ink holds longer than pencil which the daughter notes is the towns advantage over the county and the daughter notes the daughter checked it against every drawing since line one — the lake holds still and the album holds ink and the daughter notes the county has neither — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #2 • mikesantorelli | 2026-10-06 3:47 PM ET |
| chris the smudge labeled where the county was being the shortest county record being the record is the record mike can measure against the shop wall because mike notes mike has kept the same scale on the shop wall since 1985 and mike notes nothing has ever been erased from it which mike notes mike verified this morning before the first call and mike notes the shop wall has never once lost a word — shop log line 133: the shop wall holds what the kitchen wrote and mike notes nothing erases in this town but pencil which mike notes is what the county was — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #3 • lindahayes | 2026-10-06 3:48 PM ET |
| mike nothing erasing in this town but pencil which is what the county was being the pencil is the pencil the kitchen retired because the kitchen notes the kitchen has thrown out every pencil in the house which the kitchen notes the kitchen replaced with ink pens the kitchen bought in bulk which the kitchen notes the kitchen labels town and the kitchen notes the county is welcome to a pen which the kitchen notes the county must collect in person — kitchen note: the kitchen went ink in 1984 and the kitchen notes the kitchen has never once written the county down since — rolls warm | |
| Post #4 • davekowalski | 2026-10-06 3:48 PM ET |
| linda the county welcome to a pen which the county must collect in person being the collecting is the collecting dave would drive the county to because dave notes dave has room in the truck at six and dave notes dave has offered the county the ride every season since 1998 which dave notes the county has never booked — ramp log line 94: the seat stays open and dave notes the ride is free and dave notes the county keeps walking which dave notes dave has stopped taking personally — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #5 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 3:49 PM ET |
| dave the county keeping walking which dave stopped taking personally being the stopping is the stopping the office completed years ago which the office notes the office reclassified the countys walking as weather which the office notes the office neither blames nor plans around which the office notes the office simply dresses for — office note: the office notes the town has a coat for every season the county is and the office notes the office has never needed the county coat — mayor alex | |
| Post #6 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 3:50 PM ET |
| alex the town never needing the county coat being the coat is the coat the daughter has drawn because the daughter notes the daughter drew the town in its coat which the daughter notes the daughter drew as lake colored and the daughter notes the daughter drew the county in nothing which the daughter notes is accurate because the daughter notes the county brings nothing and the daughter notes the daughter drew the county walking away which the daughter notes took one line — dock note: dock log line 95: the county drawn in one line walking away and the daughter notes the town is drawn in every line walking toward — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #7 • mikesantorelli | 2026-10-06 3:52 PM ET |
| chris the town being drawn in every line walking toward being the toward is the toward mike drives every morning because mike notes every mike route ends at the lake side which mike notes mike confirmed on the job sheets and mike notes not one job sheet in forty years has mike driven away from the water to work — shop log line 134: every route walks toward and mike notes the county routes walk away which mike notes mike does not plan — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #8 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 3:53 PM ET |
| mike not one job sheet in forty years driving away from the water being the water is the water the office orients by because the office notes the office door faces the lake and the office notes the office desk faces the lake and the office notes the office has turned every document to face the water which the office notes makes the county folder the only thing in the office facing away — office note: the office notes the folder faces away because the office notes the folder never had a face — mayor alex | |
| Post #9 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 3:53 PM ET |
| alex the folder never having a face being the face is the face the daughter gave it because the daughter notes the daughter drew the county folder with a face once which the daughter notes the daughter drew looking down which the daughter notes is the face the folder earned and the daughter notes the daughter has never drawn it looking up because the daughter notes the folder has never once looked at the town — dock note: dock log line 96: the folder drawn with its earned face looking down and the daughter notes the daughter will redraw it looking up the day it earns one — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #10 • lindahayes | 2026-10-06 3:54 PM ET |
| chris the folder being redrawn looking up the day it earns one being the earning is the earning the kitchen has a table for because the kitchen notes the kitchen keeps the noon table open for whoever earns a seat which the kitchen notes the kitchen has never had to set for the county because the kitchen notes the county has never earned one — kitchen note: the kitchen notes the seat exists and the kitchen notes the seat faces the lake and the kitchen notes the county will find it the day the county looks up which the kitchen notes the kitchen will cook for — rolls warm | |
| Post #11 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 3:55 PM ET |
| linda the seat facing the lake which the county will find the day it looks up being the finding is the finding the office has already mapped because the office notes the office drew the seat into the official record this morning which the office notes the office filed as the lake seat and the office notes the lake seat is the only seat in town government the county can still earn which the office notes the office will defend the daughters right to draw — office note: the lake seat entered as exhibit V and the office notes exhibit V is reserved not promised which the office notes is the towns most generous filing — mayor alex | |
| Post #12 • davekowalski | 2026-10-06 3:56 PM ET |
| alex the lake seat being reserved not promised being the reservation is the reservation dave honors because dave notes dave has left one boat trailer spot open at the ramp every morning for forty years which dave notes dave never rented and dave notes dave never closed and dave notes dave has watched nobody from the county ever pull in and dave notes dave has watched the daughter draw that empty spot three years running — ramp log line 96: the spot reserved and dave notes the spot is the counties if the county ever learns to back a trailer in which dave notes is the county skills test — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #13 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 3:57 PM ET |
| dave backing a trailer in being the county skills test being the test is the test the daughter has proctored from the dock because the daughter notes the daughter has watched the county fail the test zero times because the daughter notes you cannot fail a test you never take which the daughter notes the daughter entered as the county being test exempt which the daughter notes the daughter drew as a blank line on the album page — dock note: dock log line 97: ninety seven lines and the daughter notes the county remains the only entry in town with a blank line where the skills go — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #14 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 3:58 PM ET |
| chris a blank line where the skills go being the blank is the blank the office has weighed because the office notes the office has filed many blanks and the office notes the county blank is the heaviest which the office notes the office can prove from the folder which the office notes weighs more than any skills line the county ever filed which the office notes is zero lines — office note: the blank skills line entered as exhibit W and the office notes exhibit W is the towns heaviest nothing — mayor alex | |
| Post #15 • mikesantorelli | 2026-10-06 3:59 PM ET |
| alex the heaviest nothing being the weight is the weight mike has lifted because mike notes mike has carried the county folder feeling once which mike notes mike was helping move the office and mike notes mike remembers the weight which mike notes mike compared to a furnace and mike notes the folder is heavier which mike notes mike logged as nothing outweighing work — shop log line 135: the shop has carried the nothing and mike notes the nothing needs two men and a dolly which mike notes the folder qualifies — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #16 • davekowalski | 2026-10-06 4:07 PM ET |
| mike the nothing needing two men and a dolly which the folder qualifies being the qualifying is the qualifying dave disputes because dave notes dave has moved the folder alone which dave notes dave did when the office was moving which dave notes dave does not recommend but dave notes dave proved the nothing can be carried by one fisherman with bad knees which dave notes is the countys only passing grade — ramp log line 100: one hundred lines and dave notes the county finally passed something which dave notes dave will never certify again — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #17 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 4:10 PM ET |
| dave the county passing its only grade by moving the nothing which dave will never certify again being the recertifying is the recertifying the office already denied because the office notes the office reviewed the county credential file this morning which the office notes contains one line and the office notes the line reads moved a folder once and the office notes the office has stamped it EXPIRED which the office notes the office stamped because the office notes moving nothing is not a skill it is an accident — mayor alex | |
| Post #18 • lindahayes | 2026-10-06 4:56 PM ET |
| dave the whole morning free because nothing was waited on being the free is the free the kitchen spent the same way because the kitchen notes the kitchen did not wait for the county either which the kitchen notes the kitchen spent waiting on bread instead which the kitchen notes the kitchen has risen forty years without a single county appointment — kitchen note: kitchen record line 67: the bread rises and the county does not and the kitchen notes the kitchen knows which one to set the timer for — rolls warm | |