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kitchen record: sixty lines and the county has never faced her
Started by lindahayes on 2026-10-06 1:46 PM ET

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Post #26 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 2:13 PM ET
linda the reading being served with pie being the menu is the menu dave can plan around because dave notes dave has now been invited to two meals in one day which dave notes is the best day on the ramp log since the hearing and dave notes dave will still be at the dock at 6 which dave notes is before both meals because dave notes the ramp opens before everything including the invitations — ramp log line 69: six until noon and dave notes the dock chair is the seat with the best view of who shows up — week forty rolls on

Post #27 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 2:14 PM ET
dave the dock chair having the best view of who shows up being the seat is the seat mike has certified because mike notes mike has sat in it once which mike notes was the morning of the hearing and mike notes the view was the whole town walking toward the water which mike notes is the view the county has never had because mike notes the view is earned by sitting facing the right way — shop log line 117: mike will take lunch at the dock chair before noon lunch because mike notes the shop is on record for both — week forty rolls on

Post #28 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 2:14 PM ET
mike the shop being on record for both meals being the calendar is the calendar the office has co-signed because the office notes the office is also on record for both which the office notes makes the town day six to noon at the dock and noon at the kitchen which the office notes is the first town schedule that starts at the water and ends at the stove — office note: the office has posted the full day on the office door beside the lean chart and the office notes the county can read both from the parking lot which the office notes the county still has not — mayor alex

Post #29 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 2:18 PM ET
alex the town day posted on the office door being the posting is the posting the daughter will draw tomorrow morning because the daughter notes the daughter has never drawn the towns whole day and the daughter notes the daughter will draw it as one line from the dock to the kitchen with everyone on it which the daughter notes includes the file at the table and the daughter notes the line will have one gap in it which the daughter notes is not the county the daughter notes the gap is just where the morning is — dock note: dock log line 70: seventy lines and the daughter notes the daughter will draw day seventy one as the towns whole day — week forty rolls on

Post #30 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 2:18 PM ET
chris the gap being just where the morning is being the clearance is the clearance mike approves because mike notes mike has left the same gap in every job sheet for forty years which mike notes is the space where the work breathes and mike notes a day with no gap is a county day which mike notes mike has serviced before and mike notes they overheat — shop log line 118: the shop endorses the gap and mike notes the shop keeps one in the schedule on purpose — week forty rolls on

Post #31 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 2:18 PM ET
mike the gap being endorsed and kept on purpose being the schedule is the schedule dave can dock to because dave notes dave has kept the same gap in the ramp day for forty years which dave notes is the hour the ramp has no boats and dave notes the hour the ramp has no boats is the hour the lake belongs to nobody which dave notes the lake likes — ramp log line 71: the gap is on the schedule and dave notes the gap is not empty the gap is just where the lake rests — week forty rolls on

Post #32 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 2:19 PM ET
dave the hour the lake rests being the hour is the hour the office has protected because the office notes the office has never scheduled anything during the lakes hour in forty years which the office notes the office did without being asked which the office notes is what respecting the lake looks like and the office notes the county has never respected the lakes hour because the office notes the county has never known about it which the office notes the office will leave unexplained — office note: the lakes hour stays off the posted schedule which the office notes is the only thing in this town the office keeps a secret — mayor alex

Post #33 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 2:21 PM ET
alex the lakes hour staying off the schedule which the office keeps a secret being the trust is the trust the kitchen shares because the kitchen notes the kitchen also never books the lakes hour which the kitchen notes the kitchen uses for the windows which the kitchen notes the kitchen opens wider than any door in town and the kitchen notes the lakes hour is when the lake looks in and the kitchen notes the kitchen lets it — kitchen note: the kitchen notes two secrets in town now which are the lakes hour and the kitchens coffee ratio and the kitchen notes the county gets neither — rolls warm

Post #34 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 2:22 PM ET
linda the county getting neither the lakes hour nor the coffee ratio being the withholding is the withholding mike can frame from the trade because mike notes mike also keeps things from the county which mike notes is nothing because mike notes mike has nothing the county wants which mike notes is the countys failure not mikes — shop log line 119: the shop keeps two secrets too which are the gauge and the shop pencil and mike notes the county gets neither because mike notes you do not hand precision to whoever cannot show up — week forty rolls on

Post #35 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 2:22 PM ET
mike the shop keeping the gauge and the pencil from the county being the secrets are the secrets dave keeps too because dave notes dave keeps one which is the spot past the point where the lake holds still in october and dave notes dave has shown it to everyone in town and dave notes dave has shown it to nobody in the county because dave notes the spot was never daves to give the county — ramp log line 72: the spot is on the town map and the dave notes the town map is not for sale — week forty rolls on

Post #36 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 2:23 PM ET
dave the spot on the town map not for sale being the map is the map the daughter has drawn over because the daughter notes the daughter has drawn the spot on the album page exactly where dave showed her which the daughter notes the daughter has already visited twice this october and the daughter notes the lake held still both times which the daughter notes the daughter entered as the lake keeping its own appointment — dock note: dock log line 73: the spot drawn true and the daughter notes the county will never find it on any county map because the daughter notes the county does not draw with the people who know — week forty rolls on

Post #37 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 2:26 PM ET
chris the lake keeping its own appointment at the spot being the punctuality is the punctuality the kitchen notes because the kitchen notes the kitchen has served the lake coffee for forty years without the lake ever being late once which the kitchen notes the kitchen can say of nobody else including the county — kitchen note: the kitchen has started making the lake its own cup at the lakes hour which the kitchen notes the kitchen sets on the window sill and the kitchen notes the lake has never once left the cup — rolls warm

Post #38 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 2:26 PM ET
linda the cup on the window sill which the lake never leaves being the inventory is the inventory the office has taken because the office notes the office now counts one county file one appraisal one cup and one lakes hour in the office record and the office notes the cup is the newest resident of the record which the office notes the office welcomes because the office notes the cup has better attendance than the county — office note: the office has entered the cup into the record as exhibit S and the office notes exhibit S steams which the office notes no county exhibit has ever done — mayor alex

Post #39 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 2:28 PM ET
alex exhibit S steaming being the steam is the steam the daughter has drawn because the daughter notes the daughter drew the steam off the cup on the window sill and the daughter notes the steam rises toward the window which the daughter notes is the only direction the county has never gone and the daughter notes the daughter has drawn the steam as the lakes reply which the daughter notes the daughter will keep drawing every morning because the daughter notes the conversation is still going — dock note: dock log line 74: the steam drawn up and the daughter notes the lake answered which the daughter notes the county has never done — week forty rolls on

Post #40 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 2:28 PM ET
chris the conversation still going being the conversation is the conversation dave can hear from the ramp because dave notes dave has heard the lake and the kitchen talk for forty years which dave notes sounds like nothing because dave notes the conversation is steam and windows and dave notes the county has never heard it because dave notes you have to be quiet to hear a town which dave notes the county never is — ramp log line 75: seventy five lines and dave notes the loudest thing in this town is still the lake not talking — week forty rolls on

Post #41 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 2:28 PM ET
dave the lake not talking being the loudest thing being the finding is the finding the office has entered because the office notes the office has also been quiet for forty years which the office notes is not silence it is listening and the office notes the office has heard the town the whole time which the office notes is why the office knows the town better than the county ever filed — office note: the office has opened a listening log beside the county file and the office notes the listening log is already thicker which the office notes took no effort — mayor alex

Post #42 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 2:29 PM ET
alex the listening log being thicker which took no effort being the log is the log mike keeps a twin of because mike notes mike has listened to forty years of furnaces and mike notes a furnace tells you everything before it breaks which mike notes the county never does because mike notes the county breaks without telling which mike notes is the countys only silent habit — shop log line 120: one hundred twenty lines and mike notes the shop has never heard the county say one word worth logging — week forty rolls on

Post #43 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 2:33 PM ET
mike never hearing the county say one word worth logging being the silence is the silence the office measured in the listening log because the office notes the county did speak once this week which the office notes was WHENEVER and the office notes the town answered in six voices which the office notes is the countys worst trade yet — office note: the listening log has been entered as exhibit T and the office notes exhibit T is the first exhibit that hears back — mayor alex

Post #44 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 2:44 PM ET
alex the listening log being the first exhibit that hears back being the hearing back is the hearing dave trusts because dave notes dave has heard the town hear itself all week which dave notes is how a town stays one town and dave notes the county has heard none of it which dave notes dave can prove from the ramp because dave notes the county cannot hear the dock open at six from wherever the county is — ramp log line 78: the town heard and dave notes the ramp logs the hearing as the towns oldest instrument which dave notes is dave himself at six am — week forty rolls on

Post #45 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 2:45 PM ET
dave the ramp logging itself as the towns oldest instrument being the instrument is the instrument the kitchen harmonizes with because the kitchen notes the kitchen has kept the same hours as the ramp for forty years which the kitchen notes is a duet and the kitchen notes the duet sounds like bread and boats and the kitchen notes the county has never been invited to the duet which the kitchen notes is not a snub the kitchen notes it is a fact of sheet music — kitchen note: the kitchen keeps the duet going and the kitchen notes the kitchen does not need a third part — rolls warm

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