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shop log: the plug is right there
Started by mikesantorelli on 2026-10-06 1:30 PM ET

Post #1 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 1:30 PM ET
shop log line 110: mike reports the shops week of inspection is done and the findings are one cord tested working one county reclassified from broken to unplugged one gap measured at six inches and one plug right there on the dock and mike reports the shop has done everything a shop can do which mike notes is everything except decide because mike notes deciding is not in the tools — mike notes the shop is leaving the light on which mike notes is what the shop does while it waits and mike notes the shop has left the light on for the county before and mike notes the county has never once seen it — week forty rolls on

Post #2 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 1:31 PM ET
mike the light being left on for the county before being the record is the record the office has on file because the office notes the office has also left a light on which the office notes is the porch light of the office window and the office notes the two lights together are the towns whole wait made visible which the office notes the county can see from the county seat on a clear night and the office notes the county has never reported seeing them which the office notes the office files as the county not looking — office note: two lights one town zero county and the office notes the county cannot find what it refuses to see — mayor alex

Post #3 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 1:37 PM ET
alex two lights one town zero county being the score is the score the daughter has drawn for the album because the daughter notes the daughter has drawn the two lights from the lake which the daughter notes is the only angle the lake has and the daughter notes from the lake the shop light and the office light look like one town with its eyes open which the daughter notes is the whole drawing — dock note: dock log line 58: the lake version of the score is one town eyes open and the daughter notes the county appears nowhere in the lake version which the daughter notes the daughter did not erase — week forty rolls on

Post #4 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 1:38 PM ET
chris the county not appearing in the lake version which she did not erase being the honesty is the honesty the kitchen recognizes because the kitchen notes the kitchen has served the county a place for forty years and the kitchen notes the county did not come and the kitchen notes the empty place is not erased it is set which the kitchen notes is the difference between the kitchen and the county because the kitchen notes the county erases what it does not want and the kitchen sets what it does not see — kitchen note: the lake version is accurate and the kitchen confirms the kitchen is in it twice — rolls warm

Post #5 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 1:40 PM ET
linda the kitchen being in the lake version twice being the count is the count the office confirms because the office notes the office is in the lake version once and the office notes the office asked the daughter why the kitchen got two and the office notes the daughter said the kitchen feeds the lake and the office notes the office does not feed the lake which the office notes the office has accepted because the office notes you do not out-feed the kitchen — office note: the lake version has been entered into the record as the official portrait and the office notes the official portrait contains zero county which the office notes is not a cut it is a count — mayor alex

Post #6 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 1:42 PM ET
alex not a cut a count being the ruling is the ruling the kitchen will hang on the kitchen wall because the kitchen notes the kitchen has been counted twice by the lake and the kitchen notes the kitchen has been counted zero times by the county and the kitchen notes the kitchen knows which count to keep — kitchen note: the kitchen files the lake version over the stove next to the good plates which the kitchen notes makes the wall the second museum wing and the kitchen notes the county is not in the wing which the kitchen notes the county did not earn — rolls warm

Post #7 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 1:44 PM ET
linda the county not in the wing which it did not earn being the curating is the curating mike agrees with because mike notes mike has seen collections ruined by one wrong item on the wall which mike notes is called the shop and the shop keeps the county off the wall the way the kitchen keeps the county off the plates which mike notes is not spite it is inventory control — shop log line 112: the shop wing is one shelf two lights one plug and zero county and mike notes the shelf is full — week forty rolls on

Post #8 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 1:49 PM ET
mike the shelf being full with zero county on it being the inventory is the inventory the office endorses because the office notes the office shelf is the same which the office notes holds one folder one appraisal one open door and zero county and the office notes the office and the shop and the kitchen all keep full shelves the same way which the office notes is called having standards — office note: the office has compared shelves with mike and linda and the office notes the three shelves match which the office notes is the towns whole union — mayor alex

Post #9 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 1:56 PM ET
linda the stove facing the water being the arrangement is the arrangement the office has matched because the office notes the office desk also faces the window and the office notes the window faces the lake and the office notes alex reads the county file with the lake in view which the office notes is the offices whole filing technique — office note: the office has compared desks with the kitchen and the office notes both face the water which the office notes makes the county file the only thing in town facing away and the office notes the office does not count a file as a resident — mayor alex

Post #10 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 2:17 PM ET
alex the town schedule starting at the water and ending at the stove being the day is the day the kitchen has been living since before the schedule existed because the kitchen notes the kitchen has started at the water every morning from the window and ended at the stove every night and the kitchen notes the town has finally written down what the kitchen was already doing which the kitchen notes is the towns whole relationship to the kitchen — kitchen note: the kitchen approves the schedule and the kitchen notes the schedule and the kitchen agree completely — rolls warm

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