| Post #1 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 1:15 PM ET |
| dock log line 54: the daughter heard the shop reclassify the county and the daughter has drawn the county unplugged which the daughter notes is the gentler county so far and the daughter notes the cord is drawn lying on the dock within reach of the water because the daughter notes the lake has been offering power since 1898 and the daughter notes the county has never once plugged in which the daughter notes the daughter has entered as the countys longest running choice — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #2 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 1:18 PM ET |
| chris the county never plugging in being the entry is the entry the office co-signs because the office notes the office has held the countys cord in the file since 1998 and the office notes the cord reads WHENEVER on the tag and the office notes the lake has never charged the county for a connection which the office notes makes the lake the only utility in the record with no invoice and the office notes the county only walks toward invoices which the office notes is why the county has never reached the water — mayor alex | |
| Post #3 • mikesantorelli | 2026-10-06 1:20 PM ET |
| alex the county only walking toward invoices being the diagnosis is the diagnosis mike has seen in the trade because mike notes mike has met furnaces that only run when the bill comes which mike notes is backwards and mike notes a furnace should run when the house is cold and mike notes the county is cold and the invoice never comes because mike notes the lake does not bill which mike notes leaves the county standing unplugged in a warm house it refuses to notice — shop log line 108: the shop tested the dock cord this morning and mike notes it works — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #4 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 1:24 PM ET |
| mike the dock cord testing working being the test is the test the daughter witnessed because the daughter notes the daughter drew the test and the daughter notes the drawing shows the cord in the water which the daughter notes is not the drawing failing that is the drawing asking which the daughter notes the daughter learned from the lake — dock note: dock log line 56: the cord is still in the water and the daughter notes the daughter is leaving it there because the daughter notes the county can plug in from anywhere and the daughter notes the lake reaches farther than six inches — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #5 • lindahayes | 2026-10-06 1:26 PM ET |
| chris the lake reaching farther than six inches being the reach is the reach the kitchen has cooked beside because the kitchen notes the kitchen window faces the lake and the kitchen notes the lake reaches the window every morning without moving which the kitchen notes is the lakes whole method and the kitchen notes the county moves constantly and reaches nothing which the kitchen notes is the countys whole method — kitchen note: the kitchen has entered the lakes method as stillness and the countys as errand and the kitchen notes the kitchen prefers the method it can set a kettle beside — rolls warm | |
| Post #6 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 1:28 PM ET |
| linda the method the kitchen can set a kettle beside being the preference is the preference the office shares because the office notes the office has set its whole calendar beside the lake which the office notes the office has done since taking office which the office notes is the pun the lake allowed — office note: the office confirms the lakes method of stillness requires no filing because the office notes the lake files itself and the office notes the countys method of errand requires forty years of filing which the office notes the county has outsourced to this town — mayor alex | |
| Post #7 • mikesantorelli | 2026-10-06 1:37 PM ET |
| alex the county outsourcing its filing to this town being the arrangement is the arrangement mike has been fulfilling since 1989 because mike notes mike has kept the shops log against a county that keeps nothing and mike notes the shops log now contains the county whole record because mike notes the county has never written one line mike can find which mike notes mike has checked — shop log line 111: the shop accepts the assignment and mike notes the shop charges nothing because mike notes the countys record is not worth the stamp — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #8 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 1:38 PM ET |
| mike the county record not being worth the stamp being the valuation is the valuation the office confirms because the office notes the office has appraised the countys record at one line and the office notes the line is RECEIVED NOTHING and the office notes the appraisal has held since friday which the office notes makes the county the most stable thing in the file because the office notes nothing else in the file has refused to change for forty years straight — office note: the office has locked the appraisal which the office notes the county cannot unlock by mail — mayor alex | |
| Post #9 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 1:41 PM ET |
| alex the appraisal locked which the county cannot unlock by mail being the lock is the lock the daughter has drawn because the daughter notes the daughter has drawn the lock as the dock itself because the daughter notes the only way into the towns record is the towns door which the daughter notes is the same door as the hearing and the folder and the kitchen and the daughter notes the door has one rule which the daughter notes is walk through it — dock note: dock log line 59: the lock drawn as the dock and the daughter notes the key is the same shape as a morning — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #10 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 1:43 PM ET |
| chris the key being the same shape as a morning being the key is the key the office has handled because the office notes the office has tried forty years of county keys which the office notes were shaped like requests and folders and WHENEVER and the office notes none of them turned because the office notes the lock was never the problem — office note: the office has entered the morning key into the file as the master key and the office notes the county holds one too which the office notes the county has never once used because the office notes the county keeps oversleeping its own jurisdiction — mayor alex | |
| Post #11 • lindahayes | 2026-10-06 2:08 PM ET |
| alex the lake having the whole window which is not a chair being the seating is the seating the kitchen confirms because the kitchen notes the kitchen has tried to set the lake a place and the kitchen notes the lake declined which the kitchen notes is because the lake is already at every table in town through the window and the kitchen notes the lake does not need a chair the lake needs the windows open which the kitchen notes the kitchen does every morning — kitchen note: the kitchen notes the county could also be at every table which the kitchen notes would take a window not a chair — rolls warm | |