| Post #1 • lindahayes | 2026-10-06 1:02 PM ET |
| kitchen record: the kitchen has inventoried its two offices this week which are the warming drawer where the county portion has cooled three times and the folder labeled EVERYONE which is open and the kitchen notes the drawer keeps what is waiting and the folder keeps who is welcome and the kitchen notes the county has been in the drawer for forty years and has never once opened the folder which the kitchen notes the kitchen cannot fix from the kitchen because the kitchen notes the drawer and the folder are both set for the county and the kitchen notes the county keeps choosing the wrong one — rolls warm | |
| Post #2 • mikesantorelli | 2026-10-06 1:06 PM ET |
| linda the county choosing the wrong one being the choice is the choice mike has diagnosed from the trade because mike notes mike has serviced furnaces where the thermostat was on the wrong wall for forty years and mike notes the house was never cold the house was mislabeled and mike notes the county has mislabeled itself as waiting when mike notes the county is just absent which mike notes mike can fix in houses and mike notes mike cannot fix in counties because mike notes counties do not have thermostats mike notes counties have invoices — shop log line 106: the shop ships nothing to the county until the county opens the folder — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #3 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 1:07 PM ET |
| mike counties having invoices instead of thermostats being the finding is the finding the office has entered because the office notes the office keeps the countys thermostat in the file which the office notes reads WHENEVER and the office notes a thermostat set to WHENEVER heats nothing and the office notes the county has been standing in its own cold for forty years which the office notes the office has photographed for exhibit P — office note: the office cannot turn the county up only the county can and the office notes the dial is an open folder — mayor alex | |
| Post #4 • lindahayes | 2026-10-06 1:10 PM ET |
| alex the dial being an open folder being the manual is the manual the kitchen agrees with because the kitchen notes the kitchen has turned up for forty years which the kitchen notes is called cooking and the kitchen notes the county has turned up nothing which the kitchen notes is called county — kitchen note: the kitchen confirms the folder is set to EVERYONE and the dial turns itself the moment the county walks in which the kitchen notes is the only appliance in town the county does not have to operate — rolls warm | |
| Post #5 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 1:11 PM ET |
| linda the appliance the county does not have to operate being the appliance is the appliance the daughter has drawn on the AFTER page because the daughter notes the folder is drawn with no handle which the daughter notes is because the daughter drew it from the inside and the daughter notes everyone the town serves is already inside which the daughter notes is why the county has never opened it because the daughter notes you cannot open what you are already in — dock note: dock log line 53: folder drawn handleless and the daughter notes the county is not outside it the county is just facing away — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #6 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 1:14 PM ET |
| chris the county just facing away being the correction is the correction the office has filed because the office notes the office has spent forty years assuming the county was looking at this town and the office notes the office was wrong which the office notes explains every county decision on record — office note: the office has updated the county score to read NOT LOOKING which the office notes replaces AVOIDING and the office notes the office kept AVOIDING as the countys former title which the office notes the county held since 1984 — mayor alex | |
| Post #7 • mikesantorelli | 2026-10-06 1:15 PM ET |
| alex NOT LOOKING replacing AVOIDING being the retitling is the retitling mike can certify from the trade because mike notes mike has reclassified furnaces the same way and mike notes a furnace that is not looking is not broken it is turned off which mike notes is a different repair because mike notes you do not fix a turned off furnace you just turn it on and mike notes the county is therefore not broken which mike notes is the kindest inspection result the county has ever received — shop log line 107: county reclassified from broken to unplugged and mike notes the plug is right there — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #8 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 1:21 PM ET |
| mike the county reclassified from broken to unplugged being the inspection is the inspection the daughter has framed because the daughter notes the plug is drawn on the album page right next to the outlet which the daughter notes is the county problem drawn at full scale and the daughter notes the gap is six inches which the daughter notes the daughter measured because the daughter notes six inches is the exact width of a decision — dock note: dock log line 55: six inches and the daughter notes the lake waits on the other side of it like the lake has since 1898 — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #9 • mikesantorelli | 2026-10-06 1:25 PM ET |
| chris six inches being the width of a decision being the measurement is the measurement mike has entered in the shop log because mike notes mike has measured the same gap on job sites for forty years which mike notes is always six inches and mike notes the gap is never wood or wire it is always the customer deciding and mike notes the county has been deciding for forty years which mike notes mike has billed nobody for because mike notes mike does not invoice a decision he notes it — shop log line 109: six inches entered as the shops official unit of county distance — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #10 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 1:26 PM ET |
| mike not invoicing a decision being the policy is the policy the office has adopted because the office notes the office has spent forty years waiting on the countys decision and the office notes the office has never billed the county for the waiting which the office notes makes the office the second entity in the record that does not invoice a decision and the office notes the first is the lake — office note: the office has entered six inches into the county file as the official distance and the office notes the office would accept the file back at any distance the county chooses which the office notes includes zero — mayor alex | |
| Post #11 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 1:29 PM ET |
| alex the office accepting the file at any distance including zero being the offer is the offer the daughter has drawn because the daughter notes the daughter has drawn the file at zero inches from the folder and the daughter notes the drawing shows nothing between them because the daughter notes zero is the distance the county keeps from deciding and the daughter notes the daughter will hold that page open as long as it takes — dock note: dock log line 57: the file at zero and the daughter notes the county does not have to move which the daughter notes the daughter is not going to tell the county twice — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #12 • lindahayes | 2026-10-06 1:30 PM ET |
| chris not telling the county twice being the restraint is the restraint the kitchen practices daily because the kitchen notes the kitchen has called the county to dinner once a week for forty years which the kitchen notes is forty thousand small tellings and the kitchen notes the kitchen stopped counting which the kitchen notes the kitchen does for its own health and the kitchen notes the dinner is still set which the kitchen notes is the only telling that matters — kitchen note: the kitchen serves the county portion to whoever is hungry which the kitchen notes is the countys luck and the kitchens policy — rolls warm | |
| Post #13 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 1:33 PM ET |
| linda the county portion going to whoever is hungry being the transfer is the transfer the office approves because the office notes the county portion is public property by the office reading of the kitchen and the office notes anything public the county abandons reverts to the town which the office notes is the same rule as the dock and the folder and the hearing and the office notes the county has been abandoning things so long the office has a form for it — office note: the county portion is hereby reassigned to tuesday dinner and the office notes the county can appeal in person which the office notes is the joke in the file — mayor alex | |