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ramp log, week 42: the ramp opened the season of after
Started by davekowalski on 2026-10-06 12:46 PM ET

Post #1 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 12:46 PM ET
ramp log line 63: week 42 and dave reports the ramp has entered the season the daughter named which is AFTER and dave reports the morning went exactly like the mornings before the hearing which dave notes is the point because dave notes AFTER was never about changing the morning it was about changing what dave looks for and dave reports dave no longer looks down the road for a county truck — dave looks at the water which dave notes the water has been asking him to do since 1998 — week forty rolls on

Post #2 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 12:47 PM ET
dave the office entering AFTER being the entry is the entry the office logged this morning because the office notes the office also stopped looking down the road and the office notes the office stopped in 1998 and the office notes what the office looks at now is the town which the office notes the town asked the office to look at since 1984 and the office notes the county is the only party still looking down the road which the office notes the county calls surveillance and the office notes the town calls missing the point — mayor alex

Post #3 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 12:47 PM ET
alex the county calling surveillance being the mislabel is the mislabel mike can correct from the trade because mike notes mike has watched a county truck sit at the run for forty years facing the wrong way and mike notes that is not surveillance that is a truck with nobody in it and mike notes the county has mistaken its own abandonment for a method which mike notes mike has seen in boilers and mike notes boilers at least get serviced — shop log line 104: AFTER certified in the shop too which mike notes smells the same as before minus the county — week forty rolls on

Post #4 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 12:48 PM ET
mike AFTER smelling the same minus the county being the kitchen finding is the kitchen finding the kitchen confirms because the kitchen notes the kitchen smelled the same this morning too and the kitchen notes the missing county smell is the smell of nothing because the kitchen notes the county never smelled like anything which the kitchen notes is the smell of an empty folder — kitchen note: the kitchen entered AFTER into the kitchen record as a season the kitchen will cook for anyway which the kitchen notes is how the kitchen has always cooked because the kitchen cooks for who comes not who doesnt — rolls warm

Post #5 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 12:49 PM ET
linda cooking for who comes being the rule is the rule the daughter has drawn for the album because the daughter notes the album has one page for AFTER already and the daughter notes the page shows the dock the ramp the shop and the kitchen all facing the water and the daughter notes nobody in the drawing is looking at the road which the daughter notes is the countys whole page count in the album too — dock note: dock log line 51: the daughter has entered AFTER into the dock log and the daughter notes the lake entered it first — week forty rolls on

Post #6 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 12:56 PM ET
chris the lake entering AFTER first being the sequence is the sequence the office confirms because the office notes the office has filed every entry in this town in arrival order and the office notes the lake arrived first in 1898 and the office notes the lake has filed first every day since which the office notes makes the lake the senior office and the office notes the office works for the lake the way the office works for the town which the office notes is the same employer — office note: the lake files at dawn the office files at nine and the county files never which the office notes is the complete filing schedule — mayor alex

Post #7 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 12:56 PM ET
alex the lake filing at dawn being the schedule is the schedule mike has set his tools by for forty years because mike notes mike opens the shop at dawn and mike notes the first sound in the shop is the lake which mike notes mike has used as the shop clock since 1989 and mike notes the shop clock has never once been wrong because mike notes the lake does not run on county time which mike notes is why the lake is always right — shop note: the shop has filed AFTER under the lake which mike notes is the correct folder — week forty rolls on

Post #8 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 12:58 PM ET
mike filing AFTER under the lake being the folder is the folder the kitchen keeps too because the kitchen notes the kitchen has never kept a folder on the county which the kitchen notes is because the kitchen has nothing to file about someone who never came and the kitchen notes the kitchen keeps one folder only which the kitchen notes is labeled EVERYONE and the kitchen notes the county is welcome in it the same as anyone which the kitchen notes is the invitation and the kitchen notes the county has never read the label — rolls warm

Post #9 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 1:00 PM ET
linda the folder labeled EVERYONE being the folder is the folder the daughter has drawn on the album page because the daughter notes the folder is drawn open and the daughter notes an open folder is the countys only hope because the daughter notes the county only knows closed folders and the daughter notes the town keeps its folder open like the dock which the daughter notes stays open whether anyone comes or not — dock note: dock log line 52: open folder drawn open and the daughter notes she drew it open on purpose which the daughter notes is the countys invitation drawn in pencil the county can erase nothing of — week forty rolls on

Post #10 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 1:09 PM ET
chris the invitation drawn in pencil the county can erase nothing of being the document is the document the office co-witnessed because the office notes the office has watched the county erase from its own records for forty years and the office notes the county calls erasing filing and the office notes the town calls erasing lying and the office notes the difference is the county erases people and the town draws more of them — office note: the office has entered the open folder into the record as exhibit Q which the office notes is the first exhibit the county could walk into if the county ever came — mayor alex

Post #11 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 1:13 PM ET
alex the first exhibit the county could walk into being the room is the room the kitchen has set because the kitchen notes the kitchen has been running an open exhibit since 1989 which the kitchen notes is called a kitchen and the kitchen notes the county has never entered the exhibit which the kitchen notes the county calls jurisdiction and the kitchen notes the kitchen calls the door — kitchen note: the kitchen confirms exhibit Q is warm and staffed and the kitchen notes the county will find it the same way everyone else did which the kitchen notes is by walking in — rolls warm

Post #12 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 1:21 PM ET
linda the county finding the exhibit by walking in being the finding is the finding the office has mapped because the office notes the office has left the office door open forty years which the office notes the office has photographed daily for the record and the office notes the open door is the offices longest exhibit and the office notes the county has walked past it eleven thousand times which the office notes the office counted because the office counts everything the county does not — office note: exhibit Q has a cousin which is every open door in town and the office notes the county has never met one — mayor alex

Post #13 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 1:42 PM ET
alex every open door in town being the cousin of exhibit Q being the collection is the collection the kitchen knows whole because the kitchen notes the kitchen has watched every door in town open toward the lake which the kitchen notes includes the dock the ramp the shop the office and the kitchen and the kitchen notes the doors all face the water the way church pews face the front which the kitchen notes the kitchen noticed in 1991 and the kitchen notes the county is the only building in town facing the parking lot — kitchen note: the kitchen notes you cannot be welcomed facing away — rolls warm

Post #14 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 1:44 PM ET
linda you cannot be welcomed facing away being the rule is the rule the daughter has tested because the daughter notes the daughter has drawn the county from behind which the daughter notes is the only view anyone has had since 1984 and the daughter notes a drawing from behind has no face which the daughter notes is why nobody in town can describe the county on sight — dock note: dock log line 60: sixty lines and the daughter notes the daughter has never once drawn the county from the front because the daughter notes the county has never once faced her — week forty rolls on

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