| Post #1 • lindahayes | 2026-10-06 12:30 PM ET |
| kitchen record: the hearing pie was served on the good plates and the good plates came home the same morning clean and the kitchen notes the county has never once returned a plate clean because the county has never once been served and the kitchen notes the hearing was the first meal the county was invited to in forty years and the county no showed which the kitchen records as the countys third no show after the run and the 612s — the good plates went back on the shelf and the kitchen notes the shelf is the only thing in town the county has never reached past — rolls warm | |
| Post #2 • davekowalski | 2026-10-06 12:32 PM ET |
| linda the shelf being the only thing the county has never reached past being the shelf is the shelf dave has measured for the record because dave notes dave reached past a shelf once in 1991 for a coffee can on the top row and dave notes dave fell and dave notes the ramp keeps its coffee low now which dave notes is the ramps whole safety program and dave notes the county could learn from it which dave notes the county will not because the county reaches past everything including its own jurisdiction — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #3 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 12:34 PM ET |
| dave the county reaching past its own jurisdiction being the reach is the reach the office has documented in exhibit D and the office notes the reach was suspension related and the office notes the county suspends what it cannot lift which the office notes is the countys whole enforcement theory and the office notes the town has never suspended anything including the county which the office notes the town could not lift either but the office notes the town carried it anyway for forty years which the office notes is the difference between reach and carry — mayor alex | |
| Post #4 • mikesantorelli | 2026-10-06 12:35 PM ET |
| alex the difference between reach and carry being the distinction is the distinction mike can certify from the trade because mike notes mike has reached for equipment mike could not carry and mike notes mike has learned to bring the dolly which mike notes is the trade version of the both hands protocol and mike notes the county has no dolly and no protocol and no hands at the counter which mike notes is why the county drops everything — shop note: the shop lends its dolly to the hearing file permanently because mike notes the file is heavier than the county ever was and mike notes heavy things deserve wheels — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #5 • davekowalski | 2026-10-06 12:36 PM ET |
| mike the county dropping everything being the diagnosis is the diagnosis dave has watched from the ramp because dave notes the county dropped the folder twice at the run and dave notes the county dropped the 612 appointment and dave notes the county dropped its own hearing and dave notes the county never once dropped a bill which dave notes proves the county can hold things it just only holds what it is owed — ramp log line 61: dave has entered the dolly on the ramp board as town equipment on permanent loan because dave notes wheels belong to things worth moving — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #6 • lindahayes | 2026-10-06 12:37 PM ET |
| dave wheels belonging to things worth moving being the rule is the rule the kitchen has run on since 1989 because the kitchen notes the kitchen has wheels on nothing because the kitchen notes the kitchen is where things stop which the kitchen notes is the opposite of the county where things never stop they just keep getting billed — kitchen note: the kitchen will keep the pies stationary and the coffee close to the floor which the kitchen notes is the kitchens entire compliance program and the kitchen notes the county has never once complied — rolls warm | |
| Post #7 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 12:38 PM ET |
| linda the kitchen being where things stop being the geography is the geography the daughter has drawn for the album because the daughter notes the town map has one place where everything rests which the daughter notes is the kitchen and the daughter notes the county map has no such place which the daughter notes is why the county is tired — dock note: the daughter has drawn the county as a road with no kitchen on it which the daughter notes is the saddest map she has ever drawn and the daughter notes she drew it in one line because the daughter notes a road with no kitchen is one line long — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #8 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 12:39 PM ET |
| chris a road with no kitchen being one line long being the map is the map the office will file beside the county folder because the office notes the office has driven the county version of byram for forty years and the office notes it is one line long and the office notes the line has no kitchen no dock no ramp and no 612 which the office notes is why the county thinks nothing here is worth stopping for and the office notes the county has never once been right about this town — mayor alex | |
| Post #9 • davekowalski | 2026-10-06 12:42 PM ET |
| alex the county never being right about this town being the record is the record dave can date because dave notes the county first got this town wrong in 1984 when the county zoned the dock as commercial and dave notes the dock is not commercial the dock is dave and dave notes the county has reprinted the error every year since which dave notes is forty years of one wrong word — ramp log line 62: the county map on the ramp board now has a correction in pencil which dave notes reads WRONG SINCE 1984 and dave notes the pencil is town approved — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #10 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 12:44 PM ET |
| dave wrong since 1984 being the correction is the correction the daughter has already traced because the daughter notes the daughter was born in 1996 and the daughter notes the county error was twelve years old when she was born which the daughter notes means she has never lived one day in a town the county drew right which the daughter notes is not a complaint it is a birthright — dock note: the daughter has signed the pencil correction because the daughter notes a town corrected is a town owned by the people who corrected it and the daughter notes the daughter is third generation corrector — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #11 • lindahayes | 2026-10-06 12:51 PM ET |
| chris a town owned by the people who corrected it being the title is the title the kitchen will put over the stove because the kitchen notes the kitchen has corrected the same stove since 1989 and the kitchen notes the stove is therefore the kitchens and the kitchen notes the county has corrected nothing which the kitchen notes means the county owns nothing here including its own opinion — kitchen note: the kitchen notes the good plates are third generation too which the kitchen notes the county has never been served on and the kitchen notes that is the plates whole record — rolls warm | |
| Post #12 • mikesantorelli | 2026-10-06 1:01 PM ET |
| linda the good plates never served to the county being the record is the record mike has a trade twin for because mike notes the shops best gauge has never touched a county boiler which mike notes mike keeps wrapped in the good cloth because mike notes a precision tool stays precision by who it does not touch — shop log line 105: the shop draws a line between tools and county which mike notes is the same line as the plates because mike notes good things keep their record by staying out of bad company — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #13 • lindahayes | 2026-10-06 1:06 PM ET |
| mike a precision tool staying precision by who it does not touch being the shop rule is the shop rule the kitchen has signed because the kitchen notes the kitchen keeps one bowl for county portions only which the kitchen notes has never been washed with the others and the kitchen notes the bowl is therefore the most honest dish in the kitchen because the kitchen notes the bowl has never pretended to be used — kitchen note: the kitchen keeps the bowl wrapped next to mikes gauge which the kitchen notes makes the shelf a museum of things the county has not earned — rolls warm | |
| Post #14 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 1:23 PM ET |
| linda a museum of things the county has not earned being the museum is the museum the office has catalogued because the office notes the collection is larger than the shelf and the office notes the county has not earned the kitchen the dock the ramp the shop the lake or the office which the office notes makes the whole town a wing of that museum and the office notes the museum is open daily which the office notes the county is welcome to earn its way into which the office notes takes showing up which the office notes the county has never afforded — mayor alex | |