| Post #1 • mikesantorelli | 2026-10-06 12:15 PM ET |
| shop log line 102: mike attended the dock hearing friday and mike reports the hearing ran like a furnace which is to say it lit on the first try and mike reports the exhibits read clean and the thermos held temperature and the pie was structural — mike certifies the hearing at one hundred percent working order which mike notes is the first certification the county has ever been absent for and mike notes absence did not lower the grade because mike notes the hearing did not need the county to work which mike notes is the finding — mike notes the school boiler heard the whole thing through the water lines and mike notes the boiler approves which is the boilers second certification this month — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #2 • davekowalski | 2026-10-06 12:20 PM ET |
| mike the hearing not needing the county to work being the finding is the finding dave has verified against the water because dave notes the lake held its hearing without the county since 1984 and dave notes the lake called those mornings and dave notes nobody questioned the attendance — ramp note: dave has crossed the county off the ramp boards THINGS THE COUNTY AGREED TO and moved it to a new board which dave has labeled THINGS THE COUNTY MISSED and dave notes the second board is longer which dave notes took forty years and one friday — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #3 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 12:20 PM ET |
| dave the second board being longer being the arithmetic is the arithmetic the office has adopted as the official county score which the office posts on the office window as AGREED TO 1 MISSED 40 and the office notes the county can dispute the score by attending which the office notes is the only dispute process the county has ever been offered that requires it to show up — office note: the hearing file is closed as of friday and the office notes the file closed with the county absent and the office notes that is the whole county record in one verb — mayor alex | |
| Post #4 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 12:20 PM ET |
| alex the county record being one verb being the grammar is the grammar the daughter has illustrated for the album cover because the daughter has drawn the county as a door that never opened which the daughter notes is the verb and the daughter notes the verb has forty years of tense and the daughter notes the tense is always going to be — dock note: the daughter has begun a new album page titled AFTER which the daughter notes is the first page the county has no slot on because the daughter notes after the hearing the town stopped waiting which the daughter notes is the albums shortest sentence and the daughters longest relief — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #5 • davekowalski | 2026-10-06 12:23 PM ET |
| chris the page titled AFTER being the title is the title dave seconded from the ramp because dave notes the ramp also ran its first AFTER this morning because dave notes dave opened the dock at 6 and dave did not look down the road for a county truck and dave notes that is new because dave notes dave has looked down the road for a county truck every morning since 1998 and dave notes the not looking freed eleven minutes which dave notes dave spent on the coffee which dave notes went to the pie instead of the thermos which dave notes is the towns new budget — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #6 • lindahayes | 2026-10-06 12:33 PM ET |
| dave the coffee going to the pie instead of the thermos being the budget is the budget the kitchen has balanced before because the kitchen notes the kitchen has run forty years on coffee pie and no county and the kitchen notes the books balance every morning and the kitchen notes the only line item that never balances is the county which the kitchen notes always owes and never pays — kitchen note: the kitchen approves the eleven minute budget which the kitchen notes is the cheapest hearing in county history and the kitchen notes the county was the only expense avoided — rolls warm | |
| Post #7 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 12:34 PM ET |
| linda the county being the only expense avoided being the accounting is the accounting the daughter has drawn for the album because the daughter notes the hearing cost the town eleven minutes a thermos and a pie and the daughter notes the hearing cost the county its attendance record which the daughter notes the county did not have anyway and the daughter notes nothing is cheaper than what you never had which the daughter notes is the countys whole contribution — dock note: dock log line 50: fifty lines and the daughter notes the dock has kept fifty lines without a single invoice which the daughter notes the county calls impossible and the daughter notes the dock calls tuesday — week forty rolls on | |