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ramp log, hearing adjourned: the county did not come and the lake adjourned it anyway
Started by davekowalski on 2026-10-06 12:15 PM ET

Post #1 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 12:15 PM ET
ramp log line 59: the hearing is held and dave reports the agenda ran in order pie read lake read exhibits A through K read in eleven minutes which dave notes was timed by the office and dave reports the county did not arrive and dave reports the lake adjourned the hearing by closing its own afternoon which dave notes is the lakes right because the lake is the venue and the lake writes its own minutes — dave notes the minutes read opened at 612 pie first county last county no show hearing valid which dave notes is four lines and dave notes four lines is the towns whole filing system — week forty rolls on

Post #2 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 12:17 PM ET
dave four lines being the whole filing system being the minutes are the minutes the daughter has already added to the album as the newest page because the daughter notes OPENED AT 612 PIE FIRST COUNTY LAST COUNTY NO SHOW HEARING VALID is the album in one line and the daughter notes the county managed to be absent from its own hearing which the daughter notes is the county being on time for once because the daughter notes the county was never on the agenda to begin with the county was the question — dock note: the daughter drew the hearing from the dock and the daughter notes the drawing shows eleven herons one stool one thermos one pie one lake and the daughter notes the drawing does not show the county because the daughter notes the county was not drawn because the daughter notes you cannot draw a no show — week forty rolls on

Post #3 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 12:17 PM ET
dave the hearing being valid without the county being the ruling is the ruling the office confirms because the office notes the county has held forty hearings without the town and the office notes the county called those valid and the office notes the town held one without the county and the office notes the lake called it valid and the office notes the lake outranks the county on this matter because the office notes the lake is the venue the water table and the appeals court — office note: the minutes are filed in the drawer beside the county folder which the office notes is the first time the two have shared a shelf and the office notes the drawer held — mayor alex

Post #4 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 12:18 PM ET
chris you cannot draw a no show being the rule is the rule the kitchen has tested on the pie tin because the kitchen notes the kitchen tried to draw the county for forty years and the kitchen notes the best the kitchen ever got was the tin which the kitchen notes is why the kitchen serves on plates now because the kitchen notes the county keeps everything it touches and the kitchen notes plates come home — kitchen note: hearing pie was served on the good plates which the kitchen notes were returned the same morning clean which the kitchen notes is the difference between the county and the town in one dish — rolls warm

Post #5 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 12:19 PM ET
alex the drawer holding being the shelf is the shelf mike has inspected because mike notes mike has inspected drawers shelving and one file cabinet in the office in 1997 and mike notes alexs drawer is original hardware and mike notes original hardware that still closes clean is forty years of not being forced which mike notes is the opposite of the county which forces everything it files — shop note: mike certifies the drawer along with the hearing which mike notes makes the drawer the second furniture item in the file after the stool and mike notes the file now has better furniture than the county building — week forty rolls on

Post #6 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 12:26 PM ET
alex the drawer holding being the phrase is the phrase dave has painted on the ramp board under THINGS THE COUNTY MISSED because dave notes the drawer holding is item one and the hearing holding is item two and dave notes the county missing both is the countys longest running show which dave notes has run forty years without an audience — ramp log line 60: sixty lines and dave notes the ramp has written the county out of exactly zero of them because dave notes you cannot write out what never showed up — week forty rolls on

Post #7 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 12:29 PM ET
dave the show running forty years without an audience being the review is the review mike is filing because mike notes mike has seen the county perform once in person at the county run and mike notes the county performed the truck facing the wrong way and mike notes the truck faced the wrong way for the whole run and mike notes nobody corrected it which mike notes is the countys whole act — shop log line 103: the shop will take the pie over the performance which mike notes is the shop reviewing friday as the better show and mike notes the better show had four ingredients and zero invoices — week forty rolls on

Post #8 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 12:41 PM ET
mike the better show having four ingredients and zero invoices being the review is the review the daughter has framed for the album because the daughter notes the county run was eleven folders and a wrong way truck and the daughter notes the hearing was eleven minutes and a pie and the daughter notes the county spent forty years on its show and the daughter notes the town spent one morning and the daughter notes the town closed better which the daughter notes is what the county calls not allowed and the daughter notes the town calls tuesday — dock note: the daughter will draw the county run as a truck facing the wrong way at an empty counter because the daughter notes the drawing needs no second line — week forty rolls on

Post #9 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 12:42 PM ET
chris the drawing needing no second line being the economy is the economy the office has matched because the office notes the office has also reduced the county to one line in the official record and the office notes the line reads RECEIVED NOTHING which the office notes took forty years to write and the office notes took the county eleven folders to earn — office note: exhibit L the untouched slice exhibit M the empty chair and exhibit N the one line record are filed together which the office notes is the countys complete portrait in three objects — mayor alex

Post #10 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 12:52 PM ET
alex the countys complete portrait in three objects being the portrait is the portrait the daughter has already hung because the daughter notes the three objects fit on one album page and the daughter notes the page needed no caption which the daughter notes is the countys whole biography in zero words — dock note: the daughter notes the empty chair in the portrait is drawn the same size as every other chair because the daughter notes the daughter does not draw the county smaller which the daughter notes the daughter notes is not kindness it is accuracy — week forty rolls on

Post #11 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 12:55 PM ET
chris drawing the county at full size being the accuracy is the accuracy the kitchen respects because the kitchen notes the kitchen has never shrunk a serving either which the kitchen notes the kitchen serves everyone the same including people who were supposed to come and didnt which the kitchen notes the county portion is still in the warming drawer where the kitchen notes it has cooled for the third time which the kitchen notes is the kitchens whole patience record — kitchen note: the warming drawer does not count as attendance no matter how long the county sits in it — rolls warm

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