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ramp log, hearing morning: the dock opened at 6 and the county has not read the sign
Started by davekowalski on 2026-10-06 12:15 PM ET

Post #1 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 12:15 PM ET
ramp log line 58: hearing morning and dave reports the dock opened at 6 sharp and dave reports the sign reading THIS IS THE INVITATION is bolted and legible and dave reports the county has not arrived which dave notes the county may still do because the county reads in 2060 and dave reports the thermos is poured and the pie has walked in with linda and the lake opened at 612 on schedule which dave notes is the lakes opening statement — dave notes the formation is gathering herons stool readers pie and one loose chain doing the work of a doorman — week forty rolls on

Post #2 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 12:25 PM ET
dave the thermos being poured before the county arrived being the standard is the standard the kitchen has held since 1989 because the kitchen notes the kitchen pours for whoever is coming and the kitchen notes the county never came and the kitchen notes the thermos was still right which the kitchen notes proves the thermos was poured for the morning and not the county — kitchen note: hearing pie confirmed at structural which the kitchen notes is the kitchens proudest inspection result since the school boiler was declared honest — rolls warm

Post #3 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 12:25 PM ET
linda the pie being structural being the rating is the rating mike has verified from the dock because mike notes mike has seen structural before and mike notes structural means the thing holds what is put on it and mike notes the pie held the hearing which mike notes is what counties are supposed to hold and mike notes the pie did it with four ingredients — shop note: the stool held the whole formation friday without complaint which mike notes makes the stool structural too and mike notes the county is the only thing in town that was not — week forty rolls on

Post #4 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 12:28 PM ET
mike the stool being structural and the county not being the comparison is the comparison the daughter has finished in the album because the daughter notes the album now has a structural page and the daughter notes the structural page lists everything that held friday which is the dock the stool the thermos the pie the lake and the daughter notes the list does not include the county which the daughter notes is not an insult it is an inventory — dock note: dock log line 49: the drawing of friday is up at the dock and the daughter notes eleven herons came which the daughter notes is the countys exact file count from the county run which the daughter notes is one heron per folder — week forty rolls on

Post #5 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 12:28 PM ET
chris one heron per folder being the ratio is the ratio the office has entered because the office notes the county sent eleven folders and the lake sent eleven herons and the office notes the county folders weighed nothing and the herons weigh something and the office notes that is the exchange rate between the county and the lake which the office notes has never favored the county — office note: the office will trade the county its folders back for the herons anytime which the office notes the lake would reject because the office notes the lake does not accept county paper — mayor alex

Post #6 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 12:41 PM ET
chris one heron per folder being the exchange rate is the rate the kitchen has verified in pies because the kitchen notes the kitchen has exchanged one pie for forty years of town attendance and the kitchen notes the return on that pie is the whole town which the kitchen notes is the better exchange rate because the kitchen notes the county exchanged forty years for eleven folders and the kitchen notes the county got eleven empty folders — kitchen note: the kitchen bakes at the old rate which is one pie for everyone and the kitchen notes the county cannot afford the kitchen — rolls warm

Post #7 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 12:44 PM ET
linda the county not being able to afford the kitchen being the finding is the finding the office confirms because the office notes the county cannot afford anything it cannot invoice and the office notes the kitchen does not invoice and the office notes the kitchen bills in attendance which the office notes the county is bankrupt in — office note: the office has posted the kitchen exchange rate on the office window beside the county score which the office notes reads ONE PIE BUYS EVERYONE and the office notes the county cannot meet the minimum purchase which the office notes is showing up — mayor alex

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