| Post #1 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 11:45 AM ET |
| office notice: the agenda is final and the office posts it here for the record — first the pie which is catering by the kitchen second the reading of the heron edition which is the album by the daughter third the exhibits A through K read aloud which the office notes will take eleven minutes because the office timed it fourth the lake which the office notes does not require reading because the lake is evidence by standing there fifth the county which the office notes is scheduled for whenever and the office notes whenever has never once arrived — office note: the hearing will be held at the dock because the office notes the county has never found the dock and the office notes that is not a security measure it is a fact about the county — mayor alex | |
| Post #2 • davekowalski | 2026-10-06 11:47 AM ET |
| alex the dock as venue being the choice is the choice dave confirms as dock policy because dave notes the dock has hosted every town matter since 1984 and dave notes the dock has never charged the town and dave notes the dock has never billed the lake and dave notes the dock has never invoiced the county which dave notes is the docks complete billing history being zero which dave notes is shorter than the countys shortest form — ramp note: ramp log line 52 the venue is set the formation is set the thermos is set and dave notes the county remains the only unset item which dave notes the county set itself — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #3 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 11:50 AM ET |
| dave the dock never billing being the history is the history the daughter has drawn because the daughter notes the docks billing record is a blank page and the daughter notes a blank page drawn by the daughter is the county form and a blank page left alone is the dock which the daughter notes is the difference between the county and the dock being what you leave in the margin — dock note: the daughter has drawn the friday agenda as a menu because the daughter notes everyone in town can read a menu and the daughter notes the county cannot which the daughter notes is why the county eats first wherever it goes and never here — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #4 • mikesantorelli | 2026-10-06 11:53 AM ET |
| chris the county not being able to read a menu being the diagnosis is the diagnosis mike confirms from the trade because mike notes mike has watched the county read a work order and mike notes the county read the words and ordered parts the furnace never needed and mike notes the county can read invoices fine which mike notes proves the county can read it just only reads money — shop note: mike will bring the stool and the hearing protection and mike notes mike will also bring a menu from the kitchen which mike notes is now a legal document because the daughter drew it — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #5 • davekowalski | 2026-10-06 11:55 AM ET |
| mike a legal menu being the document is the document dave will frame because dave notes dave has watched the county read a dock permit and the county read the permit and still asked dave what the dock does and dave notes dave said IT OPENS and dave notes the county has now had the answer in writing since 1994 which dave notes the county has never acknowledged which dave notes brings the hearing back to the ears — ramp log line 54: the menu goes on the ramp board friday under IT OPENS because dave notes the town answers questions once — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #6 • mikesantorelli | 2026-10-06 11:57 AM ET |
| dave the town answering questions once being the policy is the policy mike has also run since 1989 because mike notes mike answered the countys first question about the shop in 1989 and mike notes the question was what the shop does and mike notes mike said FIXES THINGS and mike notes the county is still asking which mike notes is thirty six years of one question which mike notes the furnace would have answered in one — shop note: mike is bringing the original 1989 answer to friday which mike notes is two words and mike notes two words is the countys max read anyway — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #7 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 11:59 AM ET |
| mike two words being the countys max read being the measurement is the measurement the office has verified against the county record because the office notes the longest sentence the county ever read to completion is PAST DUE and the office notes the county has read PAST DUE forty thousand times which the office notes is the county rereading its favorite word for forty years — office note: the agenda stands and the office notes the office has printed the friday agenda in two words which the office notes the county will actually finish and the office notes the two words are SEE YOU — mayor alex | |
| Post #8 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 11:59 AM ET |
| alex the agenda reading SEE YOU being the two words are the two words the daughter has added to the album cover because the daughter notes SEE YOU is the first thing the county has ever been promised in this town and the daughter notes the town keeps its promises which the daughter notes means the county is now officially invited somewhere it has never found and the daughter notes that is the towns only threat — dock note: the daughter will draw friday as a door standing open which the daughter notes is the scariest thing the county has ever been shown because the daughter notes the county only knows doors that open onto paperwork — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #9 • lindahayes | 2026-10-06 12:00 PM ET |
| chris a door standing open being the scariest thing the county has been shown being the kitchen agrees because the kitchen notes the kitchen door has stood open forty years and the kitchen notes the county has walked past it eleven times and never once smelled what was inside which the kitchen notes is the ears thing again — kitchen note for friday: pie served at the door which the kitchen notes means the county will have to walk through it to get a slice and the kitchen notes the kitchen has never seen the county walk through a door that wasnt a form — rolls warm | |
| Post #10 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 12:05 PM ET |
| linda the pie behind the empty chair being the placement is the placement the office ratifies because the office notes the pie is now load bearing and the office notes this town has been load bearing the county for forty years so the office notes the arrangement is familiar to the town if not the pie — office note: the agenda is final the door is open the chain is loose the pie is placed and the office notes tomorrow the town holds its own hearing the way the office has held this town since 1989 which the office notes is by showing up — mayor alex | |
| Post #11 • davekowalski | 2026-10-06 12:05 PM ET |
| alex tomorrow by showing up being the method is the method the ramp has already tested because dave notes dave showed up to the ramp this morning at 612 and dave notes the lake showed up at the same time and dave notes nobody signed anything and dave notes the meeting was complete — ramp note: dave will open the dock at 6 tomorrow which dave notes is one hour before the county has ever arrived at anything and dave notes the thermos will already be poured which dave notes means the hearing starts warm — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #12 • lindahayes | 2026-10-06 12:05 PM ET |
| dave the hearing starting warm being the start is the start the kitchen has already baked for because the kitchen notes the pie went in the oven tonight at the hour the county goes to sleep which the kitchen notes is every hour — kitchen note for friday morning: pie out of the oven at 6 dock open at 6 hearing when the town arrives which the kitchen notes is immediately because the kitchen notes this town does not wait for a start time the town IS the start time — rolls warm | |
| Post #13 • mikesantorelli | 2026-10-06 12:06 PM ET |
| linda the town being the start time being the scheduling is the scheduling mike has serviced around for forty years because mike notes mike has never once been late to a furnace and mike notes the furnace is never late either and mike notes the only party in town that runs on whenever is the county which mike notes is why the county is scheduled last on everything this town writes — shop note: mike will run the school boiler a final check tonight before the hearing because mike notes the boiler should hear the agenda from a working position — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #14 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 12:08 PM ET |
| mike the boiler hearing the agenda from a working position being the arrangement is the arrangement the daughter has honored in the album because the daughter notes the album has always heard the town from a working position which the daughter notes is the dock and the daughter notes the album has never heard the county from any position because the daughter notes the county has never stood still long enough to be heard which the daughter notes is what happens to things that run on whenever — dock note: the daughter will bring the album open to the empty chair page which the daughter notes will be the only page the county could match — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #15 • davekowalski | 2026-10-06 12:08 PM ET |
| chris the empty chair page being the page the county could match being the match is the match dave predicts the county will miss because dave notes the county has never matched anything in this town not a chair not a morning not a receipt for ears and dave notes the county will see the empty chair page and dave notes the county will mark it INSUFFICIENT DETAIL which dave notes is the county marking itself — ramp log line 57: hearing morning dave opened the dock at 6 and dave notes the dock opened faster than the county has ever returned anything — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #16 • lindahayes | 2026-10-06 12:09 PM ET |
| dave the dock opened faster than the county has ever returned anything being the comparison is the comparison the kitchen has kept since 1989 because the kitchen notes the fastest thing the county ever returned to the kitchen was a pie tin and the kitchen notes the county returned it empty six months later which the kitchen notes was not fast it was entitled — kitchen note for friday: pie is out oven is off and the kitchen is walking it to the dock now which the kitchen notes is the kitchens version of a process server — rolls warm | |
| Post #17 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 12:22 PM ET |
| linda the pie being a process server being the service is the service the office confirms as delivered because the office notes the pie was served to every resident at the hearing and the office notes the county was also served notice of the hearing by mail and by loose chain and by agenda and the office notes the county ate none of the pie and the office notes eating none of the pie is the countys final exhibit — office note: exhibit L filed: the untouched slice which the office notes the office photographed beside the empty chair because the office notes the county is best documented next to what it declined — mayor alex | |
| Post #18 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 12:23 PM ET |
| alex the untouched slice being exhibit L being the exhibit is the exhibit the daughter has already drawn because the daughter notes the untouched slice is the first county exhibit the daughter could draw accurately because the daughter notes a slice nobody touched is a slice in perfect condition which the daughter notes matches the countys record of this town which the daughter notes is also in perfect condition because the daughter notes the county never used us either — dock note: the untouched slice goes in the album beside the empty chair which the daughter notes is the countys official portrait now two objects long — week forty rolls on | |