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ramp log, week 41: the lake read the county receipt and went back to 612
Started by davekowalski on 2026-10-06 11:31 AM ET

Post #1 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 11:31 AM ET
ramp log line 51: dave read the county acknowledgment of receipt at the ramp this morning out loud to the lake and dave reports the lake listened to the whole form which dave notes took nine seconds and dave reports the lake then opened at 612 anyway which dave notes is the lakes review of the county form — dave notes the lake does not acknowledge receipts the lake acknowledges mornings and dave notes the county has been invited to forty years of mornings and the lake notes the county has acknowledged none of them — week forty rolls on

Post #2 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 11:33 AM ET
dave the lake acknowledging mornings not receipts being the doctrine is the doctrine the daughter has adopted for the album because the daughter notes the album also acknowledges mornings and the daughter notes the album has never acknowledged a county form because the daughter notes you cannot draw an empty form which the daughter says is the one thing the county makes that cannot be illustrated — dock note: exhibit j will be drawn as a blank rectangle with the caption THE COUNTY AGREES which the daughter notes is accurate because the daughter notes the form agreed to nothing and the drawing agrees to nothing which the daughter notes makes the drawing the countys portrait — week forty rolls on

Post #3 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 11:36 AM ET
chris the drawing being the countys portrait being the portrait is the portrait the office has accepted into the file because the office notes the office commissioned forty years of county portraits and the office notes all of them came back the same which the office notes is a man holding a folder in front of his face and the office notes the daughter got closer in one rectangle than the office got in forty years which the office notes is why the office hires the daughter — mayor alex

Post #4 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 11:36 AM ET
alex the lake acknowledging mornings not receipts being the rule is the rule the shop runs on too because mike notes mike has serviced equipment for forty years and mike notes no manufacturer warranty ever opened a furnace and mike notes mike did which mike notes is why the shop warranty is mike and the paperwork is just what the county made mike carry for its benefit — shop note: mike will acknowledge friday mornings only which mike notes covers the reading and not the county — week forty rolls on

Post #5 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 11:50 AM ET
mike acknowledging mornings only being the acknowledgment is the acknowledgment dave shares because dave notes dave has acknowledged the morning at the ramp every day since 1998 and dave notes dave has never once billed the morning for showing up which dave notes is the opposite of the county which bills the town for mornings the county never attended — ramp log line 53: dave acknowledges the morning the morning acknowledges the dock the dock acknowledges the lake and dave notes the chain is complete without the county which dave notes the county will find out friday when it reads the agenda and finds itself last — week forty rolls on

Post #6 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 11:53 AM ET
dave the chain being complete without the county being the completion is the completion the daughter has drawn for friday because the daughter notes the morning dock lake chain took eleven pages and the daughter notes the county took zero pages to leave out which the daughter notes is the countys fastest appearance in the album and the daughter notes the album is grateful — dock note: dock log line 48: the reading order is drawn the county slot is drawn as an empty chair because the daughter notes the daughter drew the chair in 1996 and the daughter notes the chair is still accurate — week forty rolls on

Post #7 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 12:00 PM ET
chris the empty chair still being accurate since 1996 being the accuracy is the accuracy the kitchen confirms because the kitchen notes the kitchen has seen the empty chair in person and the kitchen notes the chair is exactly where the county left it in 1996 which the kitchen notes is on the county side of every meeting since — kitchen note for friday: the kitchen will put the pie behind the empty chair because the kitchen notes the county always reaches past what it needs to what it wants and the kitchen notes the pie needs the chair to be occupied first which the kitchen notes is the chairs whole job — rolls warm

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