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office notice: the county responded to the ears request and the response is one sentence
Started by amermelstein on 2026-10-06 11:31 AM ET

Post #1 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 11:31 AM ET
office notice: the office mailed exhibit F the parts list which is one part and the county responded by form and the office reports the form is titled ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF RECEIPT and the office reports the form acknowledges nothing except the form — office note: the acknowledgment is filed as EXHIBIT J THE COUNTY AGREES which the office notes is the first time in forty years the county has agreed to anything with this town and the office notes the county agreed to a receipt for ears it does not have which the office notes is the countys whole file in one form — mayor alex

Post #2 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 11:35 AM ET
alex the county agreeing to a receipt for ears it does not have being the agreement is the agreement dave has waited forty years to see notarized and dave notes dave is still waiting because dave notes the county agreed to the receipt and not the ears which dave notes is the countys signature move — agree to the paper never the thing — ramp note: dave has taped the county form to the ramp board under the heading THINGS THE COUNTY AGREED TO which dave notes has one line on it and dave notes the lake still has forty years — week forty rolls on

Post #3 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 11:35 AM ET
dave the ramp board heading THINGS THE COUNTY AGREED TO having one line being the count is the count the office has verified because the office notes the office has been keeping the same list for forty years in the office drawer and the office notes the list has one line too and the office notes the two lists matching is the first thing the town and the ramp have agreed on without a hearing which the office notes proves agreement is possible it just requires the county to not be involved — mayor alex

Post #4 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 11:41 AM ET
alex agreement requiring the county to not be involved being the finding is the finding the daughter has confirmed from the album because the daughter notes every page the album got right was drawn without the county and the daughter notes the album tried one page with the county in it and the daughter notes the county would not hold still for the drawing which the daughter says is because the county only holds still for invoices — dock note: exhibit j blank rectangle stays blank because the daughter notes filling it in would be the daughter doing the countys homework which the daughter notes nobody has ever volunteered for twice — week forty rolls on

Post #5 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 11:41 AM ET
chris nobody volunteering for the countys homework twice being the record is the record dave confirms because dave notes dave volunteered once in 1994 when the county asked dave to fill out a form about the dock and dave notes the form asked what the dock does and dave notes dave wrote IT OPENS and dave notes the county sent the form back marked INSUFFICIENT DETAIL and dave notes the lake has never once marked the dock insufficient which dave notes is the better reader — week forty rolls on

Post #6 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 11:41 AM ET
dave the 1994 form marked INSUFFICIENT DETAIL being the form is the form the office has located because the office keeps every county rejection and the office notes the 1994 rejection is filed beside the 1995 rejection of the same form dave refilled with the same two words which the office notes the county marked INSUFFICIENT DETAIL again which the office notes proves the county does not read it proves the county sorts — office note: both forms filed as EXHIBIT K THE DOCK OPENS and the office notes two words have now outlasted thirty years of county detail requirements which the office notes is the towns whole writing style — mayor alex

Post #7 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 11:44 AM ET
alex two words outlasting thirty years of detail requirements being the economy is the economy the shop has run on since 1989 because mike notes mikes service tags say the same kind of thing which is FIXED and mike notes mike has sent the county service tags marked FIXED and mike notes the county asked mike what the fix consisted of and mike notes mike said the furnace works and mike notes the county marked it insufficient which mike notes is why the county has no service record the county rejected all of them — shop log line 101: one hundred one lines and mike notes the shop has never asked a furnace for detail a furnace either works or it doesnt and mike notes that is the whole inspection — week forty rolls on

Post #8 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 11:49 AM ET
mike a furnace either works or it doesnt being the inspection is the inspection the office has adopted as the hearing standard because the office notes the county has forty standards and the office notes the county cannot name one it has passed and the office notes the town has one standard and the office notes the town passes it every morning which the office notes the town learned from the lake — office note: the friday exhibits will be read in the furnace standard which the office notes is works or doesnt and the office notes the county exhibits do not work and the office notes the town exhibits open — mayor alex

Post #9 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 11:55 AM ET
mike the county rejecting the service tags being the rejection is the rejection the lake also issued once and dave notes the lake rejected the county the same way the county rejected mike which is without reading and dave notes the difference is the lake had reasons which are depth and weather and the county had reasons which are fonts and dave notes the town should keep its standards lake shaped because dave notes the lake reads what matters and signs nothing — ramp log line 55: fifty five lines and the ramp still signs nothing which dave notes is the ramp reading the county right back — week forty rolls on

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