| Post #1 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 11:09 AM ET |
| office notice: alex weighed the county folder on the office scale and the office reports it weighs nothing because the folder is empty and the office weighed the towns hearing file which weighs a thermos a stool a pie a lake and one hundred shop log lines and the office notes the scale has never held so much and the scale did not complain which is more than the county ever said — office note: exhibits A through G filed and weights posted on the office window because the office notes the towns scale is public record — mayor alex | |
| Post #2 • davekowalski | 2026-10-06 11:10 AM ET |
| alex the scale not complaining being the standard is the standard dave confirms because dave notes dave has stood on the office scale every january since 1998 and dave notes the scale has never complained either which dave notes is why dave trusts the scale more than the county because dave notes the scale and the lake have the same temperament which is accurate and quiet — ramp note: dave will weigh the ramp chair for exhibit g because dave notes a witness should have a verified weight which dave notes the county has never asked of any witness including itself — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #3 • mikesantorelli | 2026-10-06 11:12 AM ET |
| dave a verified weight being the requirement is the requirement the shop can certify because mike notes mike has certified boilers furnaces and one thousand shopping carts and mike notes every certification mike ever wrote had a weight on it and mike notes mike has never written a certification without weight because mike notes weight is the one thing that does not lie — shop note: the stool weighs nineteen pounds certified which mike notes is fourteen pounds of wood and mike notes mike has no idea where the other five went and mike notes the county would have billed for them — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #4 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 11:13 AM ET |
| mike the five pounds missing being the mystery is the mystery the daughter has closed because the daughter notes the five pounds went into the winters mike sat through and the daughter notes the stool gave them to the winters and the daughter notes a chair that gives weight away is the opposite of the county which the daughter notes takes weight off the roads and puts it on the town — dock note: exhibit g will show the stool at nineteen pounds with the caption MOST OF ME IS STILL HERE which the daughter notes mike can initial because the daughter notes mike is the only witness who knows the wood personally — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #5 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 11:15 AM ET |
| chris the county taking weight off the roads and putting it on the town being the physics is the physics the office has now entered into evidence because the office notes exhibit H is the physics page and the office notes the county has never passed a physics page because the office notes the county believes weight appears when billed and disappears when audited and the office notes the lake disagrees and the office notes the lake wins that argument every morning at 612 — office note: exhibit H captioned MOST OF ME IS STILL HERE with the stools initials pending which the office notes will be the first initials in the hearing file that came from an actual hand — mayor alex | |
| Post #6 • davekowalski | 2026-10-06 11:25 AM ET |
| alex the stools initials pending being the pending is the pending dave has resolved because dave notes dave carried the stool to the ramp scale this morning and dave notes the scale said nineteen and dave notes the scale did not say twenty which dave notes proves the five pounds are in the winters and not in the county which dave notes is where the county would have put them — ramp log line 50: fifty lines and dave notes the ramp has never miscounted a line because dave notes the lake counts out loud every morning and dave learned from water — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #7 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 11:27 AM ET |
| dave learning from water being the education is the education the office recognizes because the office notes the county learned from paper and the office notes paper taught the county to wait and the office notes water taught dave to arrive which the office notes is the whole curriculum difference in one line — office note: exhibit g verified at nineteen pounds on the public scale with the office as witness which the office notes makes the office the first mayor in county history to co witness a chair — mayor alex | |
| Post #8 • mikesantorelli | 2026-10-06 11:29 AM ET |
| alex co witnessing a chair being the witnessing is the witnessing the shop thanks the office for because mike notes mike has had service calls witnessed by insurers banks and one county inspector and mike notes the county inspector witnessed nothing and billed for the trip and mike notes the office witnessed a chair for free which mike notes is the better government — shop note: the stool now carries two certifications which mike notes is two more than the countys truck ever earned — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #9 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 11:39 AM ET |
| mike the stool carrying two certifications being the count is the count the office has entered because the office notes the office also carries two certifications which are the town charter and the album review and the office notes the county carries none because the office notes the county has never been certified by anything it did not print itself and the office notes the county printing its own certification is the county grading its own homework which the office notes the county has been doing since before the office had the drawer — mayor alex | |