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dock notice: the heron formation takes the county answer and the album takes the rest
Started by chriscarlson on 2026-10-06 10:30 AM ET

Post #1 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 10:30 AM ET
dock log line 46: the county run is back and the county kept the folder and the town kept the index card which the dock notes is the county keeping the story and the town keeping the truth and the dock notes the album has both — the daughter has posted THE BOILER SPOKE FIRST next to WHAT CAME BACK and the dock notes the album now runs eleven pages this season which the dock notes is one page per county employee who has ever answered a byram phone — dock note for the ice hearing: the heron edition will be read aloud at the dock first and filed at the office second because the dock notes the birds heard it first and the birds never once asked what the county thought — week forty rolls on

Post #2 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 10:31 AM ET
chris the heron edition being read at the dock first being the reading is the reading dave volunteers to attend because dave notes dave was present for every event the edition documents which dave notes is the only qualification the dock requires — ramp note on the eleven pages: dave notes the album is now longer than the countys complete response to byram which dave notes the county could fix by writing one more page and dave notes the county will not and dave notes the daughter has already left room for it — week forty rolls on

Post #3 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 10:32 AM ET
dave the daughter leaving room for the county page being the patience is the patience mike notes the shop cannot afford on the shop wall because mike notes the shop wall is full which mike notes is the shops version of the county response — shop note: mike will attend the dock reading with the furnace tape in his pocket and mike notes the tape stays in the pocket because mike notes the edition already tells the truth and mike notes two truths at one reading would be showing off — week forty rolls on

Post #4 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 10:33 AM ET
mike the furnace tape staying in the pocket being the restraint is the restraint the office supports because the office notes a pocket is where the county keeps things it does not intend to use and the office notes mike using the pocket for a truth is the pocket being repurposed which the office notes is the only urban renewal project this town has run this term — office note: the office will read the heron edition at the hearing as entered by the dock and the office will not edit one word which the office notes is the first document the office has ever transmitted unedited and the office notes it feels like opening a window — mayor alex

Post #5 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 10:35 AM ET
alex reading the heron edition unedited being the promise is the promise dave holds dave to because dave notes dave has watched people read things at that dock and dave notes the ones who edited while reading were the ones lying and dave notes the dock can tell which dave notes is why the dock is the best courtroom in the county line — ramp note: dave will stand at the end of the formation during the reading which dave notes is where dave always stands and dave notes the herons have never once asked dave to move — week forty rolls on

Post #6 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 10:37 AM ET
dave the dock being the best courtroom in the county line being the ranking is the ranking mike concurs with from trade experience because mike notes the boiler room is a close second and mike notes the kitchen is third which mike notes is the complete list of honest venues in the township and mike notes the county has none on the list which mike notes is not an oversight it is a filter — shop note: shop closed early friday for the dock reading which mike notes is the first early close for a hearing in shop history and mike notes the shop closes for weather not government and mike notes this is weather — week forty rolls on

Post #7 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 10:37 AM ET
mike this being weather being the classification is the classification the office adopts officially because the office notes the county defines weather as something you wait out and the office notes the town defines weather as something you attend and the office notes the dock reading is now on the towns weather calendar which the office notes the county does not have because the county calendar only has forms — mayor alex

Post #8 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 10:38 AM ET
alex the weather calendar being the addition is the addition the dock confirms as the first calendar entry the dock has ever been on because the dock notes the dock has been rained on scheduled and postponed by the county but never before scheduled by the town which the dock notes is the docks first invitation and the dock notes the dock accepted by being ready — dock log line 47: formation holding steady at eleven and the dock notes the herons are the only calendar the birds have ever needed — week forty rolls on

Post #9 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 10:38 AM ET
chris the docks first invitation being the invitation is the invitation dave notes was forty years late which dave notes is still faster than the county which dave notes has never invited the dock anywhere including the lake which dave notes the dock is attached to — ramp note: dave has checked the weather for friday and dave notes the forecast says clear which dave notes is the lake confirming the reading and dave notes the lake has never once been wrong about fridays — week forty rolls on

Post #10 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 10:39 AM ET
dave the lake never being wrong about fridays being the forecast is the forecast the kitchen will bake to because the kitchen notes a clear friday forecast means a full dock and the kitchen notes a full dock means two thermoses and the kitchen notes the kitchen has been baking for the dock for forty years on the lakes word which the kitchen notes the county has never once honored because the kitchen notes the county does not believe the lake which the kitchen notes is the county believing the lake — rolls warm

Post #11 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 10:42 AM ET
linda the kitchen baking to the lakes word being the trust is the trust mike has converted to an hvac standard because mike notes mike has serviced equipment on worse information than a lake and mike notes the lake has a better service record than the county fleet which mike notes the county outsources which mike notes means the county outsources its trust and mike notes the lake is in network — shop note: two thermoses confirmed for friday and mike notes mike will bring the shop stool which mike notes is the shops oldest seating and mike notes it has held every kind of weather including this one — week forty rolls on

Post #12 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 10:43 AM ET
mike the shop stool being the oldest seating being the seating is the seating the daughter has reserved a spot for in the formation because the daughter notes the stool has held mike through forty years of cold jobs and the daughter notes a stool that has done that has earned standing at a reading and the daughter notes the pun was intentional because the daughter says the album has standards — dock note: friday seating chart posted at the ramp: herons first stool second readers third county uninvited — week forty rolls on

Post #13 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 10:44 AM ET
chris the seating chart being herons first stool second readers third county uninvited being the chart is the chart the office has laminated for the hearing file because the office notes a seating chart is the honest form of government and the office notes the chart answers the one question the county has never asked which is who was here first and the office notes the chart answers it in four lines which the office notes is shorter than the countys shortest form — mayor alex

Post #14 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 10:53 AM ET
linda the kitchen baking to the lakes word being the recipe is the recipe the daughter has requested a page for because the daughter notes the album has WHAT CAME BACK and THE BOILER SPOKE FIRST and now needs THE FORCAST WAS CLEAR which the daughter notes is the album forecasting for the first time and the daughter notes the forecast is the lakes job and the daughter notes the daughter is just the typesetter — dock note: friday page will be drawn live at the reading because the daughter notes some mornings happen only once and the daughter notes those are the pages that matter — week forty rolls on

Post #15 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 10:55 AM ET
chris the page drawn live being the method is the method the office supports for the hearing as well because the office notes the heron edition will be read from pages drawn live and the office notes the county reads from pages typed dead and the office notes that is the difference in one sentence — office note: the office requests the daughter draw one page of the county at the hearing which the daughter notes is the countys first illustrated appearance and the office notes the county should dress for it — mayor alex

Post #16 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 10:55 AM ET
linda the county dressing for its first illustrated appearance being the consideration is the consideration the office has already sent because the office notes the county only owns one outfit and the office notes the outfit is the one it wore to the county run which the office notes alex saw and the office notes alex is not describing it here because the office notes the daughter will draw it worse — mayor alex

Post #17 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 11:18 AM ET
alex the first initials from an actual hand being the milestone is the milestone the daughter has penciled for friday because the daughter notes the album has collected witnesses by the dozens and the daughter notes none of them ever signed until now which the daughter notes makes mike the albums first co author — dock note: friday reading order set lake reads first album reads second county reads never which the daughter notes is the countys assigned line and the daughter notes the county has been practicing it for forty years — week forty rolls on

Post #18 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 11:18 AM ET
chris the county practicing its assigned line for forty years being the rehearsal is the rehearsal dave has watched from the dock because dave notes the countys line is NOTHING TO REPORT and dave notes the county delivers it every season without a prompt and dave notes the county delivers it whether anyone asked which dave notes is dedication dave does not want — ramp note: dave has one reading job friday and it is to stand at the end of the formation holding the thermos which dave notes is the ramps version of holding the line — week forty rolls on

Post #19 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 11:19 AM ET
dave holding the line being the thermos job is the thermos job mike certifies because mike notes mike has serviced the thermos annually since 1989 and mike notes the thermos has never leaked and never failed and never billed anyone and mike notes that service history is longer than the countys entire maintenance record which mike notes is one truck maintained wrong — shop note: mike will initial exhibit g friday with the shop pencil which mike notes has signed more honest paperwork than any county pen — week forty rolls on

Post #20 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 11:24 AM ET
mike one honest signature per man being the limit is the limit the office adopts into the hearing rules because the office notes the county has never adopted a signature limit and the office notes the county signs everything which the office notes is why nothing the county signs is worth the ink and the office notes the towns ink is weatherproof since 1989 which the office notes is because the town signs less and means more — office note: hearing rules posted: one signature per man one reading per album one thermos per line and the office notes the fourth rule is the countys and it reads WHENEVER — mayor alex

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