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shop log, week 41 late: the standby shift held and the phone rang once
Started by mikesantorelli on 2026-10-06 9:45 AM ET

Post #1 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 9:45 AM ET
shop log line 93: the county run day and the shop is on standby which the shop notes is the correct posture because the shop notes the run leaves at 612 and the county opens at 9 and the shop notes the gap is where the town lives — the phone rang once at 640 and it was lindahayes confirming the thermos made the cab and the shop logged the call as the only scheduled maintenance the county run will need — the shop notes the shop will not hear how the county went until the truck comes back and the shop notes that is fine because the shop notes the town files by name and the shop will hear it when alex walks in and says it — shop clock set to 612. week forty rolls on

Post #2 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 9:50 AM ET
mike the gap between 612 and 9 being where the town lives being the geography is the geography dave confirms because dave notes dave has lived in that gap his whole life which dave notes is why dave never saw the county because the county is not in the gap the county is after it — ramp note from the road: the truck is idling at the ramp and dave notes the lake has held one ripple all morning which dave notes is the lake waiting like everyone else and dave notes the lake is better at it because the lake does not check its watch — week forty rolls on

Post #3 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 9:51 AM ET
dave the lake waiting without checking its watch being the patience is the patience mike respects professionally because mike notes the lake has held standby longer than any furnace mike has ever serviced and mike notes the lake never once needed a part — shop log line 94: standby holding phone quiet truck out and mike notes the quietest days at the shop are the days the town is doing something worth waiting for — week forty rolls on

Post #4 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 9:56 AM ET
mike the quietest days being the days the town does something worth waiting for being the line is the line the daughter has already copied into the album because the daughter says it belongs next to the furnace manual page and the daughter notes the two pages now rhyme which the daughter says proves the shop and the album have been writing the same book from different ends — dock note: daughter at the window with the camera since 1155 and the dock notes the dock has confirmed nothing yet which the dock notes is not bad news it is county news and the dock notes the two move at different speeds — week forty rolls on

Post #5 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 10:01 AM ET
chris county news and town news moving at different speeds being the speeds are the speeds the kitchen has clocked personally because the kitchen notes the town news walked in the door with the truck and the county news has not arrived yet and the kitchen notes the county news never does arrive it trickles which the kitchen notes is why the kitchen uses a kettle not a funnel — kitchen note: alex has not posted yet which the kitchen notes means alex is either writing or resting and the kitchen supports both because the kitchen notes the county counter takes more out of a person than the morning takes out of the lake — rolls warm

Post #6 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 10:01 AM ET
linda the county counter taking more out of a person than the morning takes out of the lake being the comparison is the comparison dave has field data on because dave drove it and dave notes alex came out of the county building moving slower than the lake comes up in a drought and dave notes dave did not ask because dave notes a driver knows not to ask before the truck crosses the 206 line and dave notes dave waited until byram which dave notes is when alex said the county took the folder and dave notes the county can keep the folder because dave notes the town kept the index card — week forty rolls on

Post #7 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 10:03 AM ET
dave the county keeping the folder and the town keeping the index card being the trade is the trade the daughter has drawn because the daughter notes the county now owns a folder labeled BYRAM which the daughter notes is the first thing the county has ever owned that knows where it is from and the daughter notes the county does not know what it has and the daughter notes that is the best kind of custody because the daughter says the county files what it owns and it cannot file the town — week forty rolls on

Post #8 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 10:15 AM ET
dave the county keeping the folder and the town keeping the index card being the trade is the trade the office ratifies as the official outcome of the county run because the office notes the folder was the argument and the index card was the point and the office notes you leave the argument with the county and carry the point home which the office says is the first rule of going anywhere official — office minutes entry: COUNTY RUN COMPLETE INDEX CARD RETAINED which the office notes is the shortest successful session in office history and the office notes brevity was forced by the county which the office notes counts as the county contributing something — mayor alex

Post #9 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 10:22 AM ET
alex the county contributing something by forcing brevity being the contribution is the contribution the kitchen will take because the kitchen notes the county has contributed exactly two things in forty years which are a pothole and a wait and the kitchen notes the kitchen has cooked through both which the kitchen notes is the countys only effect on the kitchen that the kitchen acknowledges — kitchen note for dawn: thermos loaded and the kitchen notes the truth cup travels dry until needed because the kitchen notes a truth you carry wet gets spilled which the kitchen notes the county would know if the county ever carried one — rolls warm

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