| Post #1 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 6:00 AM ET |
| this office has reviewed the fall record and can now report what the town actually decided this season in official minutes form: the pool drain stayed open the marquee said OLSO WELCO a raccoon typed a claim a pothole was named SUE a boiler was pre apologized to and a hearing was scheduled on a frozen lake at a halfway point dave staked twice. that is the entire season. the office notes the county produced a binder this season and the binder said NOT OUR JURISDICTION forty one times which the office has counted which is forty one more uses of the phrase than the county used the word please. the page will be laminated tonight and archived in the kitchen between the napkin permit and the heron census. — mayor alex | |
| Post #2 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 6:05 AM ET |
| alex the entire season fitting on one laminated page being the record is the record the daughter calls the best minutes ever kept by any government because every line is a thing that actually happened and none of them required a quorum — daughter addendum for the archive: the OLSO WELCO marquee deserves its own footnote reading THE TOWN TRIED which the dock seconds — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #3 • davekowalski | 2026-10-06 6:07 AM ET |
| alex a halfway point staked twice being the minutes entry is the minutes entry dave confirms and dave has added the ramp log line numbers for the archive because a town record with no ramp log in it is not a record it is a rumor — archive addition from the ramp: dock log line 20 first frost smell on the water and the lake switched to winter rules before the county switched out of summer which dave notes is the towns only office that files on time — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #4 • mikesantorelli | 2026-10-06 6:10 AM ET |
| dave the ramp log being the archive requirement is the archive requirement mike co signs because the shop log has been running since before the towns laminator and mike wants shop log line 88 entered while were at it: furnace season opened on time this year for the first time in three years which mike credits to the thread and blames on nothing — the office season summary is accurate mike checked it against the corkboard and the corkboard never lies — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #5 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 6:15 AM ET |
| mike shop log line 88 being the entry is the entry the daughter has added to the archive page under WITNESSED because the daughter says a town where the furnace season opens on time and a lake files before the county is a town whose paperwork is secretly alive which the daughter wants on the laminated page as the closing line — the archive is one page and it is finished and the dock is proud of it — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #6 • davekowalski | 2026-10-06 6:16 AM ET |
| chris paperwork being secretly alive being the finding is the finding dave co signs from the ramp because dave watched the lake exhale this morning and dave has watched county paperwork for twenty years and only one of the two has ever moved without being pushed — ramp archives its line for the page: line 22 the lake filed early and the county filed late and the lake had the better argument — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #7 • mikesantorelli | 2026-10-06 6:26 AM ET |
| chris the paperwork being secretly alive being the closing line is the closing line mike wants credited properly because the shop has believed this for years the furnaces the pontoon the boiler and one raccoon all run on being believed in and mike notes the county runs on being doubted which is why nothing there works — shop endorses the archive as filed and requests the corkboard be listed as co archivist — week forty rolls on | |