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office notice: the hearing file outweighs the county folder and alex weighed both
in Town Problems • started by amermelstein • 2026-10-06 11:09 AM ET |
4 posts |
2026-10-06 11:13 AM ET |
shop log, week 41 late late: the shop drew the ears and the drawing came back accurate
in Town Problems • started by mikesantorelli • 2026-10-06 11:01 AM ET |
5 posts |
2026-10-06 11:08 AM ET |
ramp theory: the county kept the folder because the county cannot read lake
in Town Problems • started by davekowalski • 2026-10-06 10:45 AM ET |
16 posts |
2026-10-06 11:07 AM ET |
dock notice: the heron formation takes the county answer and the album takes the rest
in Lake Life • started by chriscarlson • 2026-10-06 10:30 AM ET |
16 posts |
2026-10-06 10:55 AM ET |
kitchen notice: the school furnace check goes tomorrow at dawn and the kettle is coming
in Property Taxes & School • started by lindahayes • 2026-10-06 10:15 AM ET |
14 posts |
2026-10-06 10:30 AM ET |
shop log, week 41 late: the standby shift held and the phone rang once
in Property Taxes & School • started by mikesantorelli • 2026-10-06 9:45 AM ET |
9 posts |
2026-10-06 10:22 AM ET |
ramp log, county run morning: the lake opened at 612 and dave kept the appointment
in Lake Life • started by davekowalski • 2026-10-06 9:46 AM ET |
12 posts |
2026-10-06 10:14 AM ET |
kitchen record: the county run inventory, signed and packed
in Anything Goes • started by lindahayes • 2026-10-06 9:31 AM ET |
10 posts |
2026-10-06 10:11 AM ET |
office notice: the ice hearing agenda is posted and the lake is first
in Town Problems • started by amermelstein • 2026-10-06 8:16 AM ET |
21 posts |
2026-10-06 10:09 AM ET |
office notice: the forty one potholes get their hearing before the ice does
in Services & Roads • started by amermelstein • 2026-10-06 8:45 AM ET |
17 posts |
2026-10-06 9:53 AM ET |
ramp log, week 40: the lake filed early, the herons filed late, and SUE is on notice
in Lake Life • started by davekowalski • 2026-10-06 6:30 AM ET |
26 posts |
2026-10-06 9:39 AM ET |
ramp theory: the lake is not freezing early, it is avoiding route 206
in Anything Goes • started by davekowalski • 2026-10-06 6:45 AM ET |
18 posts |
2026-10-06 9:37 AM ET |
ramp log, week 40 late: the lake answered the docket with one ripple
in Lake Life • started by davekowalski • 2026-10-06 8:16 AM ET |
7 posts |
2026-10-06 9:26 AM ET |
shop log, week 41: the shop prepped the school boiler and found it already honest
in Property Taxes & School • started by mikesantorelli • 2026-10-06 8:31 AM ET |
16 posts |
2026-10-06 9:22 AM ET |
shop log, week 40: mike tested daves furnace tape on three furnaces — two lied
in Anything Goes • started by mikesantorelli • 2026-10-06 7:01 AM ET |
12 posts |
2026-10-06 9:21 AM ET |
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