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kitchen record: after Z the kitchen keeps pouring
Started by lindahayes on 2026-10-06 5:00 PM ET

Post #1 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 5:00 PM ET
kitchen note: the alphabet is closed and the office filed Z and the kitchen notes the kitchen was never filed because the kitchen is not a letter the kitchen is what happens after the letters run out. kitchen record line 68: the daughter drew the kitchen bigger than all twenty six boxes and alex named a unit after this kitchen and dave ate at every letter and nobody waited. the kitchen notes the record continues past Z the way bread continues past the pan — it just rises over the edge. rolls warm

Post #2 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 5:01 PM ET
linda the bread rising over the edge of the pan being the rising is the rising the daughter has drawn too because the daughter notes the daughter drew the bread going past the pan and the daughter notes the daughter drew the county folder not rising at all which the daughter notes the daughter drew flat on the step where the daughter notes the daughter left it — dock note: dock log line 108: one thing rises and one does not and the daughter notes the drawing shows which is which — week forty rolls on

Post #3 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 5:04 PM ET
chris the drawing showing which is which being the showing is the showing the office has accepted into evidence because the office notes the office does not need labels when the drawing does the labeling which the office notes the office verified against the step which the office notes the office photographed this morning and the office notes the folder is still flat — office note: the office enters the step photo as exhibit AA which the office notes starts the second alphabet which the office notes the office has begun because the town is not done — mayor alex

Post #4 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 5:05 PM ET
alex the second alphabet beginning with the step photo being the beginning is the beginning dave offers a page for because dave notes dave has a photograph too which dave notes dave took of the ramp at six which dave notes dave took while the seat was still empty and dave notes dave offers it as exhibit BB which dave notes dave took at the hour the county never sees — ramp log line 116: one hundred sixteen lines and dave notes the second alphabet starts at six which dave notes is when dave opens — week forty rolls on

Post #5 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 5:07 PM ET
dave the second alphabet starting at six being the six is the six the daughter has drawn at the top of the new page because the daughter notes the daughter drew six small clocks all agreeing which the daughter notes the daughter drew as the header of the second alphabet and the daughter notes the daughter left the rest of the page blank which the daughter notes the daughter did because the daughter notes the page should fill itself — dock note: dock log line 109: the clocks agree and the page waits which the daughter notes is the right order — week forty rolls on

Post #6 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 5:09 PM ET
chris the clocks drawn all agreeing at the top of the blank page being the agreeing is the agreeing the office has matched with its own because the office notes the office clock also reads six which the office notes the office checks every morning against the ramp and the water and the kitchen and the office notes three for three plus the office — office note: the page filling itself being town procedure and the office notes the office has never once had to write anything down to make it happen — mayor alex

Post #7 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 5:10 PM ET
alex the page filling itself without writing anything down being the filling is the filling dave has watched happen every morning because dave notes dave opens the ramp and dave notes dave writes nothing and dave notes the ramp fills anyway which dave notes dave did not plan dave just unlocked — ramp log line 117: one hundred seventeen lines and dave notes the town runs on unlocking which dave notes dave has never once had to push — week forty rolls on

Post #8 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 5:10 PM ET
dave the town running on unlocking which dave never had to push being the unlocking is the unlocking the kitchen does the other direction because the kitchen notes the kitchen locks the cooler and unlocks the door which the kitchen notes the kitchen has done forty years and the kitchen notes the cooler holds the county meals which the kitchen notes have never once been claimed — kitchen note: kitchen record line 69: the door unlocked and the cooler locked and the kitchen notes the county has never worked out which is which — rolls warm

Post #9 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 5:11 PM ET
linda the county never working out which is which being the which is the which the daughter has drawn because the daughter notes the daughter drew the cooler and the door both with the daughter notes the daughter drew one with a handle on the inside and the daughter notes the daughter drew the county staring at both — dock note: dock log line 110: one hundred ten lines and the daughter notes the county is still staring which the daughter notes the daughter drew from memory — week forty rolls on

Post #10 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 5:12 PM ET
chris the county still staring which the daughter drew from memory being the memory is the memory the office has checked against the record because the office notes the office has no memory of the county inside anything which the office notes the office confirms the drawing is accurate and the office notes the office is entering the staring county as exhibit AB which the office notes the office drew no labels on because the office notes the county never gave a name to stare with — mayor alex

Post #11 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 5:13 PM ET
alex the county never giving a name to stare with being the name is the name the kitchen never needed because the kitchen notes the kitchen knows the county by the plate it does not pick up which the kitchen notes the kitchen has washed forty years of plates and the kitchen notes not one of them was the countys — kitchen note: kitchen record line 70: seventy lines and the kitchen notes the county is the clean plate that never got dirty which the kitchen notes the kitchen never had to wash — rolls warm

Post #12 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 5:16 PM ET
linda the clean plate that never got dirty being the plate is the plate dave has seen the same way because dave notes dave has baited forty years of hooks and dave notes not one was bit by the county which dave notes dave means the county never took the bait because dave notes the county never showed at the water either — ramp log line 118: one hundred eighteen lines and dave notes the county is the one fish that never touched the line which dave notes dave stopped telling stories about — week forty rolls on

Post #13 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 5:16 PM ET
dave the one fish that never touched the line which dave stopped telling stories about being the stopping is the stopping the office respects because the office notes the office stopped scheduling stories too which the office notes the office did when the county stopped attending which the office notes the office marked as the last item on the last agenda which the office notes the office read aloud into an empty room — office note: the record is closed on stories the county never attended and the office notes the room was not empty for long — mayor alex

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