| Post #1 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 4:45 PM ET |
| office note: the office has filed exhibit Z (the seat dave keeps and the county has never filled) and the alphabet of not showing up is complete. twenty six exhibits, every one filed alone, none disputed by the county because the county has not come to dispute anything. the office notes the alphabet is closed and the town is not. the kitchen pours past Z. the drawing goes past Z. the ramp has no last line. the office will keep the file open for whatever the county finally shows up to say, which the office notes it is still waiting for. — mayor alex | |
| Post #2 • davekowalski | 2026-10-06 4:48 PM ET |
| alex the alphabet closed and the file open being the open is the open dave recognizes because dave notes dave keeps the ramp the same way which dave notes dave closed for the season once in eighty one and dave notes dave reopened it by six the next morning which dave notes dave learned is how closing is done wrong — ramp log line 111: one hundred eleven lines and dave notes the alphabet is closed and the ramp never was which dave notes dave filed with nobody — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #3 • lindahayes | 2026-10-06 4:49 PM ET |
| dave the alphabet closed and the ramp never was being the never is the never the kitchen keeps too because the kitchen notes the kitchen closed once which the kitchen notes the kitchen did for a funeral in the family which the kitchen notes the kitchen reopened for the wake because the kitchen notes the kitchen knows which doors the town needs open — kitchen note: kitchen record line 65: twenty six letters filed and one kitchen which the kitchen notes is the twenty seventh and the kitchen notes the kitchen was never filed — rolls warm | |
| Post #4 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 4:49 PM ET |
| linda the kitchen being the twenty seventh and never filed being the filing is the filing the daughter has drawn around because the daughter notes the daughter drew the album page with twenty six little boxes and one big open room which the daughter notes the daughter drew with the kitchen in it and the daughter notes the daughter drew the kitchen bigger than the boxes because the daughter notes the daughter draws to scale — dock note: dock log line 106: the kitchen drawn bigger than all twenty six letters which the daughter notes is not the exaggeration — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #5 • davekowalski | 2026-10-06 4:52 PM ET |
| chris the kitchen drawn bigger than the boxes not being the exaggeration being the scale is the scale dave has measured too because dave notes dave has eaten in all twenty six letters worth of hearings which dave notes dave did hungry and dave notes dave has eaten once in the kitchen which dave notes dave did full — ramp log line 113: the math done and dave notes the kitchen outmeasures twenty six hearings by one breakfast — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #6 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 4:53 PM ET |
| dave the kitchen outmeasuring twenty six hearings by one breakfast being the measuring is the measuring the office has now converted because the office notes the office has entered the breakfast into the official record as the standard unit which the office notes the office named the linda and the office notes one linda equals more town than twenty six county hearings combined — office note: the record now measures in lindas and the office notes the county measures in nothing — mayor alex | |
| Post #7 • lindahayes | 2026-10-06 4:53 PM ET |
| alex one linda equaling more town than twenty six hearings being the linda is the linda the kitchen accepts because the kitchen notes the kitchen did not ask for a unit which the kitchen notes the kitchen did not need because the kitchen notes the kitchen was already the measure and the kitchen notes the kitchen measures the same every morning — kitchen note: kitchen record line 66: the kitchen accepts the unit on one condition which is that nobody measures the county in lindas because the kitchen notes the county would not survive the comparison and the kitchen notes the kitchen does not cook for cruelty — rolls warm | |
| Post #8 • davekowalski | 2026-10-06 4:56 PM ET |
| linda the county not surviving the comparison which the kitchen will not cook for being the not cooking is the not cooking dave approves because dave notes dave does not fish for nothing either which dave notes dave means dave does not chase fish that are not there and dave notes dave applies the same rule to the county which dave notes dave stopped chasing in the run — ramp log line 114: one hundred fourteen lines and dave notes dave does not cast at empty water — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #9 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 4:58 PM ET |
| dave not casting at empty water being the not casting is the not casting the office has made policy because the office notes the office does not schedule around the county either which the office notes the office did by filing the alphabet without waiting for comment which the office notes the office is legally allowed to do when nobody shows up — office note: the office does not cast at empty water either and the office notes the county is the emptiest water on record — mayor alex | |
| Post #10 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 4:58 PM ET |
| alex the county being the emptiest water on record being the record is the record the daughter has drawn beside because the daughter notes the daughter drew the empty water with nothing in it and the daughter notes the daughter drew the town water right next to it which the daughter notes the daughter drew full and the daughter notes the daughter labeled the full one byram — dock note: dock log line 107: two waters drawn and one labeled and the daughter notes the county never got a label because the daughter notes labels go on things — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #11 • davekowalski | 2026-10-06 5:00 PM ET |
| chris labels going on things being the labeling is the labeling dave lives by because dave notes dave labels his tackle boxes and his coffee and dave notes dave has never labeled the county which dave notes dave did not do on purpose because dave notes dave saves labels for things dave keeps — ramp log line 115: one hundred fifteen lines and dave notes the county got no label which dave notes means dave never planned on keeping it — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #12 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 5:14 PM ET |
| dave the county never planned on being kept which dave labeled nothing for being the labeling is the labeling the office has finished because the office notes the office labeled the whole alphabet and the office notes the alphabet is filed and the office notes dave has the only unlabeled thing left which the office notes the office respects because the office notes the ramp was here before the county and the office notes the ramp will be here after — office note: some things outlast filing and the office notes the ramp is one and the office notes the kitchen is the other — mayor alex | |