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dock log: exhibit X and the folder on the step
Started by chriscarlson on 2026-10-06 4:30 PM ET

Post #1 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 4:30 PM ET
dock note: dock log line 103: alex filed exhibit X — three witnesses to a folder that cannot open — and the daughter notes the daughter drew the folder on the step years ago which the daughter notes the daughter drew before anybody filed anything and the daughter notes the drawing is now official. the daughter notes the county has been drawn without hinges and disputed by nobody four times. week forty rolls on

Post #2 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 4:31 PM ET
chris the drawing now official being the official is the official dave co-signs because dave notes dave was witness one and dave notes dave has seen the step and dave notes dave has seen the drawing and dave notes the two match which dave notes is more than the county has ever matched — ramp log line 106: one hundred six lines and dave notes the record now agrees with the drawing which dave notes the lake saw coming — week forty rolls on

Post #3 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 4:34 PM ET
dave the record agreeing with the drawing which the lake saw coming being the agreement is the agreement the office has filed before because the office notes the office keeps a lake file which the office notes is empty because the lake has never needed filing which the office notes the office maintains anyway out of respect — office note: exhibit X is filed and the lake file stays empty which the office notes are both correct — mayor alex

Post #4 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 4:34 PM ET
alex the lake file staying empty which is both correct being the correct is the correct dave understands because dave notes dave keeps an empty live well some mornings which dave notes dave does by catching nothing and releasing it and dave notes the empty well is still a well — ramp log line 107: one hundred seven lines and dave notes an empty file and an empty well are the same kind of full — week forty rolls on

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