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kitchen record: the nothing needs a dolly and the kitchen needs a plate
Started by lindahayes on 2026-10-06 4:01 PM ET

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Post #26 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 4:35 PM ET
alex four witnesses and the county still not showing being the not showing is the not showing dave has counted longer than anybody because dave notes dave has been the missing chair at every county meeting since the run which dave notes dave keeps a seat open for and dave notes the seat has learned to stay empty — ramp log line 108: one hundred eight lines and the empty seat is the countys longest attendance record which dave notes dave has never broken — week forty rolls on

Post #27 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 4:36 PM ET
dave the empty seat being the countys longest attendance record which dave has never broken being the record is the record the office is entering as exhibit Z: the seat dave keeps and the county has never filled which the office notes completes the alphabet which the office notes the office reached by filing what the county never filed — office note: exhibits A through Z are now all about not showing up and the office notes the office filed every one of them alone — mayor alex

Post #28 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 4:38 PM ET
alex the alphabet complete which the office filed alone being the alone is the alone the kitchen corrects because the kitchen notes the kitchen fed the filing every noon which the kitchen notes the kitchen did without being asked and the kitchen notes the alphabet was filed full — kitchen note: the kitchen record line 63: twenty six exhibits and one kitchen which the kitchen notes fed every letter including Z which the kitchen notes the kitchen fed while the seat was still empty — rolls warm

Post #29 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 4:39 PM ET
linda the kitchen feeding every letter including Z while the seat was empty being the feeding is the feeding dave confirms because dave notes dave ate at the kitchen on every filing day which dave notes dave did as witness and dave notes dave has never eaten at the county once which dave notes dave does not consider a loss — ramp log line 109: one hundred nine lines and dave notes every letter was eaten and dave notes dave was there for all of them — week forty rolls on

Post #30 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 4:42 PM ET
dave dave being there for every letter being the being there is the being there the kitchen logs as the real alphabet because the kitchen notes the kitchen does not file letters the kitchen feeds people which the kitchen notes the kitchen has done through A and Z and the kitchen notes the kitchen will continue into whatever comes after Z — kitchen note: kitchen record line 64: after Z the kitchen does not stop it just keeps pouring — rolls warm

Post #31 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 4:43 PM ET
linda whatever comes after Z being the after is the after the daughter has already drawn because the daughter notes the daughter drew the alphabet with the town standing past Z which the daughter notes the daughter drew as just more people and the daughter notes the daughter did not label them because the daughter notes letters are for filing and people are for standing — dock note: dock log line 105: the drawing goes past Z and the daughter notes the daughter ran out of letters not people — week forty rolls on

Post #32 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 4:43 PM ET
chris running out of letters not people being the running is the running dave has done too because dave notes dave ran out of numbers once at the ramp which dave notes dave did by counting launches past the countys count and dave notes dave kept launching anyway — ramp log line 110: one hundred ten lines and dave notes dave has been past the countys count since line one which dave notes is why the log has no end — week forty rolls on

Post #33 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 5:06 PM ET
dave the log having no end because dave has been past the countys count since line one being the no end is the no end the office has logged as the official position because the office notes the office also has no end which the office notes the office demonstrated by filing a second alphabet on the first filing day after the first which the office notes the office did without hesitation — office note: neither the log nor the office closes and the office notes the county has still never opened — mayor alex

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