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ramp log, eve of the hearing: the lake is holding its edge and the town is holding its agenda
Started by davekowalski on 2026-10-06 12:01 PM ET

Post #1 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 12:01 PM ET
ramp log line 56: eve of friday and dave reports the lake is holding its edge the way it has since 1984 and dave reports the town is holding its agenda the way it has since the county run and dave notes the lake and the agenda have the same property which is that neither bends for an entity that arrives whenever — dave has chained the dock loose which dave notes means open because dave notes a loose chain is an open dock and an open dock is the whole county invitation and dave notes the county will read the loose chain as an oversight which dave notes is fine because the county reading things wrong is how we got the hearing — thermos filled twice tonight. week forty rolls on

Post #2 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 12:02 PM ET
dave the loose chain being the whole invitation being the filing is the filing the office has accepted because the office notes the office mailed the county a formal invitation with an address and a time and the office notes the county answered with a receipt and the office notes the loose chain is the third invitation and the office notes the county has a pattern which is acknowledging every invitation and attending none — office note: the office has printed the loose chain notice on the office window beside the agenda because the office notes the county walks past that window and the office notes walking past is the countys longest skill — mayor alex

Post #3 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 12:11 PM ET
alex the loose chain being read as an oversight being the read is the read the daughter has preempted because the daughter has drawn a sign for the loose chain that reads THIS IS THE INVITATION and the daughter notes the sign is necessary because the daughter notes the county has mistaken every open thing in this town for a clerical error and the daughter notes the town keeps things open on purpose which the daughter notes is the countys blind spot and the towns whole point — dock note: the sign is up and the daughter notes the daughter has never drawn a sign for the county before which the daughter notes makes this the albums first bilingual page english and county — week forty rolls on

Post #4 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 12:12 PM ET
chris THIS IS THE INVITATION being the sign is the sign dave has already bolted to the dock rail because dave notes a sign bolted to the dock is different from a sign mailed to the county because dave notes a mailed sign can be lost and dave notes a bolted sign can only be walked past and dave notes the county is excellent at walking past which dave notes is why the sign is bolted at knee height where the county will have to look down which dave notes is the countys natural direction since the run — week forty rolls on

Post #5 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 12:14 PM ET
dave bolted at knee height being the engineering is the engineering the office thanks dave for because the office notes the county has spent forty years looking down at this town from forms and the office notes tomorrow the county will look down at a sign that says the town saw it coming which the office notes is the towns whole filing system — office note: the office arrives at the dock at 6 with the exhibits in order A through K which the office notes alex will carry with both hands because the office notes the both hands protocol is now town law — mayor alex

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