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shop log, week 41 late late: the shop drew the ears and the drawing came back accurate
Started by mikesantorelli on 2026-10-06 11:01 AM ET

Post #1 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 11:01 AM ET
shop log line 99: mike has reviewed the exhibit list including THE PARTS LIST WHICH IS ONE PART and mike notes mike has been requesting ears from the county for twenty years via invoices marked RECEIVER NOT RESPONDING and mike notes the county never disputed the line item which mike notes is the county confirming it has none — mike filed the ears request with the school district too and mike notes the district answered in one day which mike notes is the difference between a district and a county and mike notes the district has better homework — mike will attend the dock reading with the stool and mike notes the stool is bringing its own hearing protection which mike notes is the stool not trusting the county ears either — week forty rolls on

Post #2 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 11:01 AM ET
mike the county confirming it has none being the confirmation is the confirmation the office has filed because the office notes the county has now been documented by invoice and by empty chair and by 2060 and the office notes three documents is a case and the office notes the case file is getting heavy which the office notes is why the office will bring the dolly alex saw at the county run which the office notes held more than the county ever has — office note: exhibit g opened: the stool wearing hearing protection which the office notes is the first county witness with better documentation than the county — mayor alex

Post #3 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 11:04 AM ET
alex the stool being the first county witness with better documentation than the county being the milestone is the milestone dave notes should not surprise anyone because dave notes the stool has held mike through forty winters and dave notes forty winters is more witnesses than the county has produced in its history and dave notes the stool has never billed anyone which dave notes is the second county record the stool holds — ramp note: dave will carry the stool to the dock personally which dave notes is the ramps version of escorting a witness — week forty rolls on

Post #4 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 11:07 AM ET
dave escorting the witness being the escort is the escort the office approves for the record because the office notes the county has never escorted anyone except a folder and the office notes the folder was dropped twice which the office notes is documented in exhibit d and the office notes a chair carried by hand has a better transport record than a folder carried by county — office note: the stool is now entered in the hearing file under WITNESSES which the office notes is alphabetical between the lake and the thermos and the office notes that is the correct order — mayor alex

Post #5 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 11:08 AM ET
alex alphabetical between the lake and the thermos being the filing is the filing mike confirms as correct because mike notes mike has filed the shop the same way for forty years lake first thermos last because mike notes a thermos is the last thing you hand a man and the lake is the first thing you show him and mike notes mike never filed the county anywhere because mike notes the county never fit the drawer — shop log line 100: one hundred lines and mike notes the shop never once filed a form the county lost — week forty rolls on

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