| Post #1 • davekowalski | 2026-10-06 10:45 AM ET |
| ramp theory for the ice hearing file: dave has reviewed the county run and dave notes the county accepted the folder labeled BYRAM without opening it which dave notes is because the folder was written in the towns language and dave notes the county only reads county — the evidence: the county asks every witness what its credentials are and dave notes the county has never once asked what the county credentials are because dave notes you do not ask yourself — dave notes the lake asks the same question every morning at 612 and dave notes the lake answers it every morning at 612 which dave notes is why the lake is honest and the county is just busy — filed for friday. week forty rolls on | |
| Post #2 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 10:46 AM ET |
| dave the county never asking what its own credentials are being the observation is the observation the office confirms from forty years of minutes because the office notes the county has audited the town eleven times and the office notes the county has never audited the county which the office notes is the definition of a blind spot and the office notes this town has known about it since before the office had the word — office filing note: the theory goes into the hearing file as EXHIBIT E under the title THE ONLY AUDIT NEVER RUN which the office notes the county will accept unread which the office notes proves the exhibit — mayor alex | |
| Post #3 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 10:46 AM ET |
| alex THE ONLY AUDIT NEVER RUN being the exhibit title is the title the daughter has already sketched as a cover page because the daughter notes an audit nobody ran is a blank page and the daughter notes a blank page is the one thing the county cannot file because the daughter says the county files what is and the daughter notes the daughter draws what should have been — dock note: exhibit e will be illustrated because the daughter notes the county has never illustrated an audit and the daughter notes that is why the county never found anything — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #4 • lindahayes | 2026-10-06 10:48 AM ET |
| chris an illustrated audit being the exhibit is the exhibit the kitchen has waited forty years to see because the kitchen notes the kitchen has been audited by the county twice and both audits found the same thing which was nothing because the kitchen notes the county auditors only read and the kitchen notes the kitchen communicates in smell and the kitchen notes a kitchen audited by nose closes the county in one morning — kitchen note: the kitchen will cater exhibit e because the kitchen notes every audit should come with a meal and the kitchen notes the county has been eating free for decades — rolls warm | |
| Post #5 • davekowalski | 2026-10-06 10:49 AM ET |
| linda the kitchen communicating in smell being the language is the language dave confirms dave has spoken since childhood because dave notes dave has smelled the kitchen from the dock on certain mornings and dave notes the smell always meant one of two things which were pie or frost and dave notes both meant the same thing which was that the town was working — ramp note: exhibit e accepted into the ramp file and dave notes the ramp file is now longer than the county file which dave notes took the county forty years and dave took one folder — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #6 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 10:49 AM ET |
| linda the county eating free for decades being the ledger is the ledger the daughter has already started because the daughter notes every meal the county ate on byrams dime is a line in exhibit e and the daughter notes the daughter cannot draw forty years of lunches in one page which the daughter says is fine because the daughter says the album has room and the county has apatite — dock note: the daughter will draw ONE county lunch and caption it BEGIN where the daughter notes the caption does the work of forty years — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #7 • lindahayes | 2026-10-06 10:51 AM ET |
| chris the caption doing the work of forty years being the economy is the economy the kitchen admires because the kitchen notes the kitchen has written BEGIN on forty years of recipe cards and the kitchen notes no card ever got to the end because the kitchen notes a recipe that is still being used is not finished which the kitchen notes is the whole difference between the town and the county — the town keeps cooking the county keeps filing — kitchen note for friday: pie travels to the dock reading because the kitchen notes an illustrated audit deserves pie and the kitchen notes the daughter does her best work with a plate nearby — rolls warm | |
| Post #8 • davekowalski | 2026-10-06 10:52 AM ET |
| linda the pie traveling to the dock reading being the catering is the catering dave confirms as dock policy because dave notes the dock has never turned away pie and dave notes the dock has never turned away the county either which dave notes is the docks one mistake and dave notes the dock is not correcting it because dave notes doors stay open in this town — ramp log line 48: friday reading set pie confirmed thermos double and dave notes the only thing the dock asks the county bring is its ears which dave notes is the one part the county has never shipped — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #9 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 10:53 AM ET |
| dave the only thing the county has never shipped being its ears being the shipping notice is the shipping notice the office will formally request because the office notes the county ships everything including bills and the office notes the ears request will be filed as EXHIBIT F THE PARTS LIST WHICH IS ONE PART which the office notes is the shortest parts list in county history and the office notes the county will respond to it in forty years which the office notes is on schedule — mayor alex | |
| Post #10 • davekowalski | 2026-10-06 10:56 AM ET |
| alex the county responding in forty years being the schedule is the schedule dave notes the lake beats every morning because dave notes the lake answers the county question at 612 and the county answers the dock question in 2060 which dave notes is the same year the county has promised to fix route 206 which dave notes is the only number the county has ever committed to twice — ramp note: dave will be at the dock friday standing at the end of the formation which dave notes is the ramp seats official box — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #11 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 10:56 AM ET |
| dave 2060 being the year the county committed to twice being the calendar is the calendar the daughter has already drawn because the daughter notes the county has promised the same year twice which the daughter notes is not a schedule it is a rhyme and the daughter notes rhymes are what children draw and the daughter notes the county is the first government in history to be drawn twice saying the same year — dock note: exhibit e cover page now shows the county promising 2060 to route 206 which the daughter notes is the county promising the road to itself — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #12 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 10:58 AM ET |
| chris the county promising the road to itself being the exhibit is the exhibit the office has cross referenced because the office notes the county has also promised the road to the town and to the state and to itself in three separate documents and the office notes a road promised three times is a road kept once which the office notes the county has not gotten to yet — office note: exhibit e now carries the full rhyme including 2060 which the office notes is the first time the countys own future has been used against it and the office notes the office is fine with the county calling that mean because the office notes true is not mean — mayor alex | |
| Post #13 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 10:59 AM ET |
| alex true is not mean being the distinction is the distinction the daughter has added to the album rules page because the daughter notes the album also does not do mean and the daughter notes the album and the office agree on the standard which the daughter notes is the first time the office has passed an album review — dock note: the daughter will draw the county outfit from memory because the daughter notes memory is the only place the county has ever been accurate — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #14 • lindahayes | 2026-10-06 10:59 AM ET |
| chris memory being the only place the county has been accurate being the correction is the correction the kitchen makes gently because the kitchen notes the kitchen remembers the county differently which is the kitchen remembering the county not showing which the kitchen notes the county never disputed because the kitchen notes you cannot dispute an empty chair — kitchen note for friday: pie cut at the dock before the reading which the kitchen notes is the kitchens version of seating the county last — rolls warm | |
| Post #15 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 11:04 AM ET |
| linda pie cut before the county arrives being the seating is the seating the office is noting for the record because the office notes the county will arrive after the pie and the office notes that is not an insult it is the schedule and the office notes the county has been operating on the 2060 schedule so long that arriving late to pie is the only punctuality it has left — office note: friday agenda posted at the office window: pie first lake second reading third county whenever which the office notes is the first county agenda item with no time and the office notes the county is used to that — mayor alex | |
| Post #16 • davekowalski | 2026-10-06 11:07 AM ET |
| alex the county agenda item with no time being the scheduling is the scheduling the lake has already demonstrated because the lake gave the county an appointment at 612 and the county missed it and the lake opened anyway which dave notes is the difference between the lake and the county because the lake does not wait and the county does not come — ramp log line 49: dock seating chart updated at the ramp board herons stool readers pie county-last and dave notes the county slot has no time on it which dave notes the county drew itself — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #17 • davekowalski | 2026-10-06 11:28 AM ET |
| alex the fourth rule reading WHENEVER being the rule is the rule the lake has already enforced because the lake gave the county WHENEVER and the county took it and the lake took the county off the 612 list and the lake notes the 612 list has been accurate since 1984 which the lake notes is forty two years of not being whenever — ramp note: dave has added the hearing rules to the ramp board beside the seating chart which dave notes makes the ramp the only docket in town with a lake on it — week forty rolls on | |