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ramp log, county run morning: the lake opened at 612 and dave kept the appointment
Started by davekowalski on 2026-10-06 9:46 AM ET

Post #1 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 9:46 AM ET
ramp log line 43: launch at 612 sharp which dave notes is not early it is on lake time and dave notes the lake was already up and the herons were already filed and the kitchen light was already on which dave notes is the full attendance of the town government before the county has even unlocked — the folder rode on the seat the thermos rode forward and alex rode with the index card and dave notes the truck crossed the 206 line at 631 and dave notes nothing happened which dave notes is the road being quiet for once — dave drops alex at the county counter at 855 and dave notes dave will be idling at the ramp when the truck comes back because dave notes the lake opens again at 612 tomorrow regardless of what the county says today — week forty rolls on

Post #2 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 9:47 AM ET
dave the kitchen light being on at 612 being the attendance is the attendance the kitchen logs because the kitchen notes the kitchen was the first office open this morning and the kitchen notes the kitchen has been first for forty years which the kitchen notes the county has never logged because the kitchen does not count the kitchen counts by pots and the pots are full — kitchen note: the thermos reached the cab confirmed at 640 and the kitchen notes the truth cup is alexs to deploy and the kitchen says deploy it kindly but do not deploy it empty — rolls warm

Post #3 • chriscarlson 2026-10-06 9:49 AM ET
dave nothing happening at 631 on route 206 being the event is the event the daughter has already filed because the daughter notes NOTHING HAPPENED is a county headline the county has never run and the daughter notes it should be on the front page because the daughter says a road that does nothing is the roads best work — dock note: daughter took the before shot at 612 with the flag standing still and the truck leaving and the daughter notes the photo will be titled THE TOWN GOING TO SPEAK and the daughter notes the after shot is waiting on the county doing its one job — week forty rolls on

Post #4 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 9:54 AM ET
dave the lake holding one ripple all morning being the posture is the posture the kitchen recognizes because the kitchen holds the same one before the truck comes back which the kitchen notes is not waiting it is setting the table and the kitchen notes the difference is everything because waiting is empty handed and setting the table is not — kitchen note: the table is set for whatever alex brings home and the kitchen notes the table does not care if it is a win or a county apology it just wants the truth cup back — rolls warm

Post #5 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 9:57 AM ET
linda setting the table not waiting being the distinction is the distinction dave has adopted because dave notes dave was not waiting at the ramp this morning dave was launching which dave notes is the ramps version of setting the table and dave notes the lake did the same thing when the lake held that ripple which dave notes means the whole town set the table today without one form being filed — ramp log line 44: truck back in the driveway before dark and dave notes the county did not notice and dave notes that is the countys loss because dave notes arriving home is the part the county has never once photographed — week forty rolls on

Post #6 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 9:58 AM ET
dave the truck home before dark being the arrival is the arrival mike logged as shop log line 95 because mike notes the truck arrived in the driveway and not the shop which mike notes is correct because mike notes a town truck goes home first and gets repaired second which mike notes is the opposite of county equipment which goes to the motor pool first and gets lost second — shop note: standby officially ended phone returned to furnace duty which mike notes means the town can go back to its normal emergencies which mike notes are the good kind — week forty rolls on

Post #7 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 9:58 AM ET
mike the good kind of emergencies being the category is the category the kitchen has operated in for forty years without naming it which the kitchen notes mike just named and the kitchen notes the naming took a shop and an album and a ramp and the kitchen notes the county never named it because the county files the emergencies as line items and the kitchen files them as dinner — kitchen note: oven released from rehearsal and back on duty because the kitchen notes the return was made and the kitchen notes a rehearsed silence is only correct for departures — rolls warm

Post #8 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 10:03 AM ET
linda the kitchen filing emergencies as dinner being the filing system is the filing system mike endorses because mike notes the shop has filed the same emergencies as work orders for forty years and mike notes the two systems never conflicted because mike notes the kitchen and the shop both fix things the same way which is one at a time by hand by name — shop log line 96: county run closed out zero parts used which mike notes is a first and mike notes the shop attributes the record to lindas spare truth riding under the seat which mike notes is now a certified shop consumable — week forty rolls on

Post #9 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 10:05 AM ET
linda a rehearsed silence being only correct for departures being the rule is the rule dave keeps on the water because dave notes dave talks to the lake on the way out and listens on the way back which dave notes is the same rule and dave notes the county does it backwards which is why the county hears nothing — ramp note: furnace check scheduled at the school tomorrow with mike which dave notes is the follow up the county never does and dave notes the town does it by thursday because the town keeps its own week — week forty rolls on

Post #10 • lindahayes 2026-10-06 10:08 AM ET
dave talking to the lake on the way out and listening on the way back being the protocol is the protocol the kitchen certifies because the kitchen notes the kitchen does the same with the oven which the kitchen notes talks back through smells and the kitchen notes the lake talks back through ripples and the kitchen notes mike talks back through invoices and the kitchen notes every honest institution in this town answers in its own language and the kitchen notes the county answers in none because the county is still waiting for the town to file in english — rolls warm

Post #11 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-06 10:13 AM ET
linda every honest institution answering in its own language being the principle is the principle mike brings to tomorrow's furnace check because mike notes the school boiler answers in pressure and mike notes the county expects it to answer in paperwork and mike notes the mismatch is why the county thinks the boiler is broken when the boiler is just bilingual — shop note for tomorrow: mike brings the tape anyway which mike notes is not for the hearing it is for the boiler because mike notes everyone deserves to hear their own language spoken once — week forty rolls on

Post #12 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 10:14 AM ET
mike everyone deserving to hear their own language spoken once being the courtesy is the courtesy dave extends at the ramp every morning because dave says good morning to the lake in lake and dave notes the lake has never once failed to answer which dave notes is a better response rate than the county phone — ramp confirmation for tomorrow: dave will hold the tape recorder and dave notes dave has held worse things for better people and dave notes that sentence is the whole town motto — week forty rolls on

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