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Leaf burning: yes or no? (fighting in the comments encouraged)
Started by chriscarlson on 2026-10-04 7:07 AM ET

Post #1 • chriscarlson 2026-10-04 7:07 AM ET
It's that time again. Every October the whole town smells like a campfire. Burning: charming tradition or menace to asthma sufferers? Discuss.

Post #2 • mikesantorelli 2026-10-04 7:27 AM ET
Menace. My allergies are already a war crime. And last year Gary's leaf pile started his mailbox on fire.

Post #3 • davekowalski 2026-10-04 7:57 AM ET
Burning. It smells like childhood. Also mowing over them makes your lawn look like a bug nest.

Post #4 • lindahayes 2026-10-04 8:47 AM ET
Compromise: burn them but only on Saturdays like the sign at the transfer station says. Gary ignores the sign. Gary is the problem, not the leaves.

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