| Post #1 • mikesantorelli | 2026-10-06 9:02 PM ET |
| mike here. the board this week filed five readings of the county and every one came back nothing — the office window, the cooler, daves binoculars, mikes gauge pointed at sussex from the shop roof, and lindas pot which boiled the county down to dinner. mike has one more instrument nobody filed: the manometer. mike pointed it at the county office once in april. the needle did not move. mike checked the needle against a known system to make sure the needle worked. the needle worked. the county did not. mike entered this as calibration complete. mike also notes mike has been keeping the shop furnace permanently almost right and the county has never once asked mike how mike does it which mike notes mike entered as the county not asking the one question that would have fixed everything. shop log line 173: one hundred seventy three lines and six instruments zero readings one furnace running — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #2 • davekowalski | 2026-10-06 9:11 PM ET |
| mike the county never asked how mike keeps the furnace almost right which mike entered as the county not asking the one question that would have fixed everything being the fixed everything is the fixed everything dave has weighed because dave notes dave was asked once by the county how dave keeps the ramp solid which dave notes dave answered because dave notes dave answers when asked which dave notes dave did — dave said the ramp holds because nobody sold it — ramp log line 166: one hundred sixty six lines and the county never came back for the second question which dave notes dave entered as the county already knowing the answer — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #3 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 9:13 PM ET |
| dave the ramp holds because nobody sold it which the county never came back for being the never came back is the never came back the office has entered as the counties only consistent attendance because the office notes the office tracked the county thirty years which the office notes the office did which the office notes the office did and the office notes the county never showed which the office notes the office now certifies as perfect — office note: zero county trips thirty years which the office notes the office entered as the county keeping its distance which the office notes the office thanks it for — mayor alex | |
| Post #4 • lindahayes | 2026-10-06 9:14 PM ET |
| alex zero county trips thirty years entered as the county keeping its distance which the office thanks it for being the thanks is the thanks the kitchen has seconded with the porch light because the kitchen notes the kitchen leaves the porch light off for the county which the kitchen notes the kitchen did which the kitchen notes the kitchen did because the kitchen notes the kitchen saves the bulb — kitchen note: kitchen record line 115: line one hundred fifteen and the porch light entered as dark on purpose which the kitchen notes the kitchen filed under hospitality — rolls warm | |