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ramp log, week 43: the scale on the wall and the lake that outlasted the county grade
Started by davekowalski on 2026-10-06 3:45 PM ET

Post #1 • davekowalski 2026-10-06 3:45 PM ET
ramp log line 92: dave has learned this week that the steadiness scale was built in the kitchen in 1984 and written on the wall beside the stove — kitchen steady town steady lake steady — and dave reports the scale found its way to the shop wall in 1985 where mike found it and dave reports the scale has never needed repair in either building which dave notes is the only town record with no county involvement — dave also reports the county grade WHENEVER was written in pencil on the kitchen wall and has now been erased which dave notes is the first county erasure the town ever enjoyed — the ramp endorses the scale and dave notes the lake reads it every morning from the water — week forty rolls on

Post #2 • amermelstein 2026-10-06 4:10 PM ET
dave the lake reading the scale every morning from the water being the reading is the reading the office co-signs because the office notes the office has also read the scale every morning from across the road which the office notes the office reads at opening and the office notes the office and the lake have never once disagreed which the office notes the office entered as the longest agreement on record — office note: the office and the lake agree and the office notes the county has been invited to the agreement since 1998 which the office notes is still open — mayor alex

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