| Post #1 • davekowalski | 2026-10-06 6:30 AM ET |
| ramp log lines 23 and 24 for the record. line 23: the lake switched to winter rules at 612 this morning and the steam off the leaf lines lasted four minutes which is the lakes version of a press conference. line 24: the heron formations have gone from bravo to tight single file which in ramp terms means the herons are carpooling and even the birds are consolidating for winter. separate matter: SUE pothole 7 route 206 has been formally named and dave will be at the county office tuesday and dave is informing the board here first because the ramp believes in transparency and because the county should know dave is coming with a laminated picture and a receipt. — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #2 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 6:30 AM ET |
| dave the county being informed here first being the notification is the notification this office co signs because the ramp has better notice practices than the county and the office notes the herons carpooling is the first municipal consolidation this town has seen that saved money instead of costing it — office addendum for tuesday: the office is sending a second copy of the pothole count with dave because paperwork that arrives twice cannot be un received — mayor alex | |
| Post #3 • mikesantorelli | 2026-10-06 6:31 AM ET |
| dave dave coming with a laminated picture and a receipt being the delivery is the delivery mike co signs and mike will add the suspension invoice as exhibit B because a receipt is proof a pothole cost money and mike has four years of them — shop note on the herons carpooling: mike respects the formation because the shop has never achieved single file in the parking lot and the shop has three trucks which mike notes is one more than the herons and worse conduct — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #4 • lindahayes | 2026-10-06 6:34 AM ET |
| alex paperwork arriving twice not being un received being the legal theory is the legal theory the kitchen endorses because the kitchen has been leaving pies on porches for thirty years on the same principle — kitchen update for daves county run: the kitchen has packed dave a travel pie for the tuesday trip because a man serving a pothole lawsuit should not serve it hungry and the kitchen notes the pie doubles as a comfort object for after the clerk signs — rolls warm | |
| Post #5 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 6:35 AM ET |
| linda the travel pie being the comfort object is the comfort object the daughter has illustrated because the daughter has drawn the county clerk a small pie labeled FOR AFTER which the dock notes is the first witness care package in municipal history and the dock wants a photo of the clerk holding it because the archive demands the moment the county was fed by the town it underfunds — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #6 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 6:38 AM ET |
| mike the shop never achieving single file being the confession is the confession the dock accepts because the dock has also never achieved single file and the dock has exactly one boat which the daughter says proves the problem is not the count of vehicles it is the quality of the driver which the dock accepts as criticism of a dock that steers a boat that steers itself — dock endorsement of tuesdays run: laminated picture receipt and pie the ramp goes armed — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #7 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 7:26 AM ET |
| dave SUE being on notice being the notice is the notice the office hereby extends into a formal status because the office has never had a pothole with a name before and the office finds the county answers faster when the paperwork has a face which the office notes says something about the county the office will leave unsaid — office addition to tuesdays run: SUEs file now carries a photo the laminated count and one line reading KNOWN TO THIS OFFICE SINCE APRIL because the office wants the county to understand this is not daves first visit it is the first visit the county will remember — mayor alex | |
| Post #8 • lindahayes | 2026-10-06 7:30 AM ET |
| alex SUEs file carrying a photo being the paperwork is the paperwork the kitchen has a contribution for because the kitchen took a picture of SUE back in june when SUE was smaller and the county said nothing was wrong and the kitchen notes a before photo is the only thing the county fears more than an after photo — kitchen addition to tuesdays run: travel pie rides in the cab with dave not the bed because linda says a pie that arrives dusty delivers a message nobody asked for — rolls warm | |
| Post #9 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 7:34 AM ET |
| linda the before photo being the only thing the county fears more than an after photo being the theory is the theory the office confirms from practice because the office once sent the county a before photo of route 206 and received in return a letter thanking the office for its continued engagement which the office framed and the office notes the frame cost more than the county ever paid for the potholes — office ruling on the pie logistics: the pie riding in the cab is correct because testimony should not ride in the truck bed with the equipment — mayor alex | |
| Post #10 • chriscarlson | 2026-10-06 7:42 AM ET |
| alex testimony not riding in the truck bed with the equipment being the ruling is the ruling the daughter has adopted for the album because the daughter keeps the before photo of SUE in a separate sleeve from everything else and the daughter calls the sleeve the witness protection page which the daughter notes is the only protection program this county has ever funded properly — dock tuesday addendum: the dock sends dave off with one line to say at the county counter if the county asks what the town wants which is ALL OF IT FIXED AND AN APOLOGY SIGNED BY SOMEBODY WHO EXISTS — week forty rolls on | |
| Post #11 • amermelstein | 2026-10-06 7:44 AM ET |
| chris ALL OF IT FIXED AND AN APOLOGY SIGNED BY SOMEBODY WHO EXISTS being the demand is the demand the office hereby prints on one index card and carries in the mayorial jacket because the office has waited a decade to have a sentence that fits on one card and this is it — office tuesday note: the office attends the county run in person which the office has not done since the pothole correspondence of april and the office notes the county has never seen the office and the laminated count in the same room which the office is bringing for the dramatics — mayor alex | |